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Migrating.

2009-12-12T00:10:00.000-08:00

Im migrating....

To Another Blog! xD

Im now sharing blog with my own gf.. So pls link this..

http://www.whentwoworldsmeet.blogspot.com/

Yes i know its a weird blog name.. i didnt name it.. i prefer words like pro or awesome which best describes me in the title of my blog.. but owell.. she named it.. i duWANA change it.. x) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Might have more updates after SPM. And its true.. I've already updated once since SPM over..

Thats pretty alot.. 1 post in 4 days.. thats like.. NEVER for my blog to be this frequent.. xD

Kk.. will update soon. In that blog. Pls visit and comment more... comments? hehe..

Gtg.. ciao..

Emotions..

2009-11-27T06:09:00.000-08:00

Im too emotional now....

Its been YEARS since i last update my God forsaken blog...

SPM. Its gonna end soon. I took 10 subs. 7 down. 3 to go.

3 Final bosses. The Espada's.

I will rise and shine.. like a phoenix.. a never ending cycle of life..

Enough bullshit..

Seriously..

Bio Chem and Physics is too hard. Ridiculous if I may say..x(

Anyway.. the purpose of my update today is not to brag about the hardships of the education im enduring..

I wanna find someone who can share a blog with me. As in blog sharing. We share updates and everything together. So that the blog is always alive. Not like mine.. friggin rusted.

I dont expect anyone to accept me as a blog partner>< to be honest Im quite passive.. But that might be because of the SPM examination.

Those who agreed can pull out anytime you want but you will be managing the designs layouts and everything. So.. You'll be doing everything and I'll just be updating my own usual craps xD

Done. Back to bio. If anyone interested.. you know how to contact me. x) *not like i expect any xD *

Chaw guys.

I sense.. Un-Awesomeness..

2009-08-29T07:13:00.000-07:00

Damn it..! I know trials is just around the corner.. actually no it isn't.. its only 3 more days...

And you know what???

Im fucked. =D

Now aint that good news to y'all out there..

I cant believe SPM trials is just around the corner.. and Im sitting here infront of my Com-pu-ter playing games.. surfing the net and readin mangas.. this is bad..

Totally not cool.

Started abit on bio. Which means none at all. You know me. ><

I just can't find the ZIL to study.. lol..

Sorry if i misused the word 'zil'.. zil is the word for passion or semangat isn't it?

Ahh.. my english is going down the hill too..

I wasted a freaking whole week of holiday doing.. nothing.

Therefore making me opting for oblivion when spm comes.

If i get 8as or above for spm... I'll take off my shirt on results day and run around the school with my gangs. ><

Desperate measures need to be taken during desperate times. Just Face it Jing.

You're kinda doomed for trials. Sejarah! Biology!!!!!!!!!!! Physics!! Chemistry!!! HOW THE FUCK TO STUDY ALL THESE?? -.-

Chaw guys. Posting this makes me even gloomier. Wish me goodluck. =x

Ps : Ps : Ps : Ps : Ps : Ps : Ps :

*yeah im miserable*

Life.

2009-08-03T00:35:00.000-07:00

I just realised.. Life is not as great as i thought it would be...

The moment i came out of my mum's womb.. I knew its gona be a tough journey ahead..

*its just a metaphor. dont be stupid guys*

But.. recently.. many unpleasant things happened to me.. very unpleasant...

Maybe this few weeks is gona be my unluckiest week for the whole year. Hope it'll stop today.

I just wana say that..

Im sorry.......

I am so sorry... I feel like im going down any second now..

How i wish i could just end all these with a single stroke of death..

But i know it wouldn't solve anything.

I deeply regret it.. I've caused great pain and trouble to my loved ones..

They dont deserve this.

I do.

So im gona shut this blog down.. maybe permanently.. or maybe just for a couple of months until spm is over...

I just wana say this to you my loved ones.. you guys deserve better than this.. If i didnt existed in the first place... non of this would happen. Im a screw up and im a failure. This is what i am. Everybody around me seem to be falling apart or face trouble whenever im with them. I really hope i just dont exist. It'd be better that way.

I know thats an understatement.. but i do hope you will forgive me..

Im so sorry...

So sorry.

Happy...

2009-07-24T23:34:00.000-07:00

Im happy.. and sad. =(

Pissed me off.

2009-07-11T06:50:00.000-07:00

Someone pissed me off.. Well he did say sorry..

Not that i forgive him or whatever.. its just that on monday he avoided a gang fight..

so yea sometimes by saying sorry saves your life..

Anyway.. i wana dedicate this post to my..

Babie.. Stephanie..

I love you. And i know you love me more than i love you...><

But at least im sure what i feel abt you..

You were there to support and embrace me whenever im in trouble..

Nothing so far can be compared to you.

Je T'aime Ma Cherie.

HoHo... Judgement Day.

2009-07-03T05:37:00.000-07:00

When they say Friday the 13th is a bad luck day..

They were wrong.

I thought today was supposed to be the Report Card a.k.a Judgement Day ..

But..

Chill larh.. xD For some reason.. Pn Fauziah didnt complain anything abt my misbehaving in the class and in the school.. ^^v

So.. mou diu.. I survived! Muahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway.. my ankle is recovering.. very SLOOOOOOOW....

Its already more than a month.. and that friggin thing just wont heal.. FUCK..!

It got worse today when i was having training.. i even injured the other ankle , my left heel and my knee.. !

WhAT THE FUCK! I can barely walk.. sigh...

But this is definitely better than being hurt emotionaly by mum and teachers..

So yeah i'll take this xD

Tata~

P/s : Omfg i updated twice in 2 awesome days!!!!!!! Isnt it awesome???!! This is the firt time..>< =D

What on earth is hapenning...

2009-07-02T06:20:00.000-07:00

These few weeks have been really really sad...

Lazy to elaborate.. some are personal.. and some are global.. lol

MJ passed away last week Thursday at 5.21 am..

We will forever remember you MJ..

And also abt my personal life.. err.. lets not dwell into sentimental stuff like that first.. xD

Really cant wait to watch The Transformers..

Get to watch all those really cute robots fighting and obliterating each other..

But i gotta admit.. Michael Bay is.. sigh.. awesome... =x

My title being robbed away from me.. the rightful owner..

Owell.. Oh yea.. I recruited a new member for my awesome gang xD

Surprisingly that particular member is a SHE... Pui Yan.

You know why? Coz shes the first person to share the happiness of not geting chosen for national service with me...! xD

Ohyea for those who 'kena'.. DAI SEI..! Muahahahhaha.. I got this theory right.. its not really 90% true la..

Its just 100% guarantee true.. that almost all indians.. will be chosen for ns.. you know why?

The camp is lacking of black multicellular organisms..! ^^v (just joking) *or if you wana take it seriously xD*

The only Indian that i know of that didnt got chosen for ns is Rueanne.. But that doesnt affect my awesome theory because basically.. shes a mix.. so a mix dont count!!!!! =P

Dont wana type too much.. i know you guys are lazy readers.. except for my blog.. i know you guys are willing to put in extra effort to read it.. i know i know..

im awesome...

Haha... xD Thats all for this post.. Please do visit more often.. Tata~~~~~~~

P/s : SPM COMING SOON... THATS SCARIER THAN THE MOVIE 'COMING SOON'..! Kanasai-.-

What a week..

2009-06-16T07:26:00.001-07:00

Hey guys.. its been a while.. i know you guys miss me.. *needless to say* xD

Went to a camp... church camp to be exact...

Since im not a christian.. all i can do is to listen and follow whatever they do..

Fun right? hahas..

Ohyea... i won the best sporting male camper award...

You know whyy?? Its mainly because i participated in all the activities even tho my leg hurts.

Thats why... -.-

And.. i also passeed my driving test with flying colours..

Ahh.. pros like me...

If you ever saw me drifting anywhere near puchong , seri petaling or oug.. dont be surprised.

I biasa d.. xD LOL..

And to those who will be taking it next week.. all the best.. and good luck.. if you fail..

It doesnt matter coz i already PASSED! MUAhahahahaha...!

Chaw!

Auuu Chai..(Patah Kaki)

2009-06-04T04:43:00.000-07:00

I had a great day todayy!!!!!!!!!!

First this hapend.

I TWISTED MY ANKLE while playing basketball...! muahahahahahahahaha...!

Second.

WHILE i was resting under a tree.. A FUCKING HEARLTESS MERCILESS BRAINLESS DICKLESS AND USELESS twig fell on my LEG.. which hapens to be THE INJURED ONE..

What a great day.

A gift from 'ABOVE'.

WELL.. due to extrreme awesomeness that resides within me the awesome jing..

WHATEVER HAPEND TODAY...

IS NO MORE THAN an ANT BITE! HAHA...! RAWR..!

IM TOO AWESOME.!

I believe the 'ABOVE' is trying to reeduce my karmic obstacles by 'granting' me all these misfortunes..

I hereby say. Thank you.

Muahahahahahaha...!

KK.. TOO TENSION D.. injured my leg again.. ><

Tata~

Angels.

2009-05-30T22:48:00.000-07:00

There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is reading this

put this on 4 blog comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how

^.^

p/s : dont know true anot.. all my loved ones are usually pain in the ass. dumbfuck-.-

7th Path of Pleasure.

2009-05-30T02:59:00.001-07:00

Owh mind the title.. It seems that i have nothing better to put.. im losing my touch in blogging..@.@

Nevermind that.. im still awesome. Thats for sure. xD

This is depressing indeed.. holidays are comin and all I do is sitting at home rotting away..

Not very pleasant. =(

Have been tryin to post stuff that would amuse and entertain you guys.. but nothing seems to inspire me nowadays.. My sense of humour department is rotting away too T.T

Ahh betrayed by everything around me. Not cool.

Anyway.. im sure everybody is talking about the up and coming show Transformer 2..

Yeah yeah getting all excited abt artificial robots moving around transforming from one form to another..

What MOST of the NAIVE audiences dont know is that.. not only the robots transforms.. Theres also transexual!! xD

Thank me for enlightening you guys. no prob. my pleasure.

MEGAN FOX IS AN EFFING GUY!! omfg! @.@ wtf???????

It turns out that she was indeed a male trying to 'TRANSFORM' herself into a WOMAN..! Am i using the right term..?-.-

Anyway.. check it out.. the speculations have been cleared and its confirmed.. the hot figured and sexy looking Megan Fox IS a 'dick'.

www.weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/

Aww guys.. dont be sad.. =( Red this from kit shauns blog.. and to some of you *guys* who masturbated and fantasized abt her.

Time to repent! xD *did i spell fantasized correctly?* @.@

I think this is a pretty nice post.. its full of information.. humour.. and facts.. im proud to say that i did a great job. =)

Thats it for today. Please leave something in the chat box before u leave..xD

Tata~

Ohh-Suhm..!

2009-05-22T05:10:00.000-07:00

Hoooooeyy!! xD

I hope you're reading our secret awesome fantastic fanatic erotic exotic and athletic greeting again ^^

Anyway.. THERES ONLY PHYSICS PAPER TO GO!

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA....!

Chill.

Thanks to the amazingly accurate and full of shit tips from py.. i manage to write at least something in my paper^^

AHH.. MU VS BARCA. I WANT BOTH TO WIN!! rawr..!

Anyway... theres another friendly match which will be held at Bukit Jalil Stadium on July 17th 2009.

Manchster United feat Barcelona Vs Smk Seri Saujana feat Jing Leong a.k.a Ultimatum.

Ticket price : I pay you to come.

Venue : BkT Jlil Stadium.

Sides involved : SPK Org vs EPL and SPANISH LEAGUE.

Ticket Booking : Call 0172045730.

How to book : Directly contact the number above and shout a few insults.

Date of match : 17th July 2009

Booking date close : 28th of Februari 2020.

Dress Code : Dress to bare your breast.

Thank you. Be sure to come! rawr!

HOly... Lots of TOOOOOTS..

2009-05-19T04:18:00.000-07:00

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr..!!!!

Exams gon oveer soon!! 5 more days to go..! RAAAAWRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gtg study. Chaw!

P.s : I hope they give tips on spm.. whooooots!

Done.

2009-05-14T05:19:00.001-07:00

Hoooooooooooooooooooey..!

I screwed up!! hehe ^^

Fucked Maths Paper.. Fucked Add Maths paper.. Fucked BM paper.. and im so gona FUCK Moral paper.. =)

Okay enough with the vulgarities.. time to be decent =D

FUCKED by Pn Latifah..

Wtf-ness.. got caught ponteng class yesterday 30 mins before maths paper 1..

Went for some kick ass football(using bottle caps) at dewan bacaaan.. xD

I know its very hard to find us there.. i dont know how that biatch spot us from afar when we already concealed ourselves pretty good.. *sarcasm*

Anyway she took vids of us playing without us noticing as evidence...><

She even took my solo pic when i went up the stairs and bumped right into her.. @.@

No matter. Im just going to lose my jawatan. No big deal. ><

WELL.. lets not get too emotional shall we? =)

Maintaining my composure is needed. *breath in..breath out*

Im cool.

K time to scatter.. chaw!

P/s : *Hooeeeey!* can be used only by us two.. but not others.. so relax.. =D its our infamous secret way of comunication xD!!! We're awesome..! Sep sep sep! ^^

Chaw Brade..

2009-05-10T01:44:00.001-07:00

This post is dedicated especially to Mr Wong Xi Wai..

First of all.. i would like to humbly say to you..

FUCK YOU!

-.-

and..

Goodluck..><

Damn... less 1 pro to dota with me.. =(

Chaw Brodda.

SPK Organisation.

2009-05-07T04:32:00.000-07:00

Hoooooey..........!!!

Howdy..!! Haha...!

Ok. I just noticed that i started this post with 3 words all having 'H' as the first alphabet..

Aint that awesome? Yeah i know it does.

Went for basketball again today.. They call me the Rebound King.. Yes i know i am.. xD!!

Anyway.. halfway through the game.. and Praveen flashed his butt crack while dribbling with the ball.. And..

There goes my mood for the rest of the day. Aint that Fucksome?

Created an organisation 2 days ago..

Named it -SpK-.. which stands for Spoinko.

Warning.. if YOU are under the age of ATE-TEEN.. Please please please.. stay as long as u like xD Vulgarities aplenty.. Awesomeness overflowing.. and Beyonding Godlike.. i present you..

-SPK-!

SpoinkoClit - Jing
SpoinkoSlut - Vicky
SpoinkoOrg - Vacant
SpoinkoCum - Chun Wei
SpoinkoDil - Aaron
SpoinkoBang - Joshua to the Yee
SpoinkoGig - Yue Ren
SpoinkoSteam - Lashwin
SpoinkoEbo - Praven
SpoinkoTits - SALLY NY *LOL*
SpoinkoPuss - Douggie Yong
SpoinkoBitch - Kenneth Tan
SpoinkoHag - Siew Choon xD

We refer these ppls as the SPoinko StyleS!

LOL.. Well actually i was doin moral project when i found out that i have limitless talents for immoral projects like this... HAHA.. my co-assistant Vickness a/l Selva Kumaran.

Thats all for today then. Ohyea.. for those ppl who didnt finish mr Lees hw yesterday.. you tau sendili la.. dai sei.. xD

Tata~ =)

P/S : i never slam dunk.. i slap dung.. ><

Aww.. man..

2009-05-02T01:07:00.001-07:00

Happy Birthday Min Chun..!

The party was great.. And hes a year older now.. and still finding for gf.. *desperado* xD

JkJk..

Went to his house at 6.. ate pizzas.. went pasar malam after that to get some movies..

It was the COMING SOON.

After buying it.. me and jing were walking back to mcs hse when a guy sudenly approached us and started asking abt sim cards and postpaid.. something like that.. @.@..

Right after that.. he asked.. 'Are you guys 18 already'?

I was like.. 'Oh no no.. not yet..'

He was like.. ' Har.. you look so tall'

And again i was like.. 'I know..=) '

And he said to jingyi.. 'your boyfriend look so tall.. and hes not even 18'

And jingyi smiled and said.. 'Hes my elder brother.. =)'

That guy was stunned.

And then i said.. 'Yeah im 17.. and shes only 15.. xD' *he walks away*

LOL..! Jing! How could you think of the elder brother thing!! omfg.. awesomeness.. the look on his face.. priceless...! xD

Watched the movie we bought.. and.. its not scary at all.. regretted buying it.. i didnt even move an inch.. the others was like.. 'AAAAAAAHHHH... NOOOOO.... ARRRGHH.... YEEERRRR...'

Sigh.. bunch of sissys.. it doesnt even affect me.. guess its important for a person like me to keep my composure huh..? I know im awesome.. =D

To know more abt the proms details.. please kindly visit chunkits blog.. heres the link..

www.naughtykit.blogspot.com

Tata~ =)

Ps: What do you get when theres hydro and imba together?? The answer is.. MinChun. Happy Birthday Darlin..! Hope you'll really turn into water someday xD Note*Some of you might not understand*

Awesome.

2009-04-26T05:05:00.000-07:00

Hello...! ^^ I'm terribly sorry for not being able to update my blog this few weeks.. you guys have my deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepest aapologies.. =(

Lets start of with some of the things i went through this few weeks.. first.. the fga at the Wisma FGA..

-.-

It was awesome.. and sarah dorai did well.. *coz she gave me the add maths tips xD*

Second...!!!!!!

I was being installed the Awesomely Sweet, ulta, funky, fantastic, dramatic, romantic, sadistic, erotic, exotic and athleticly Seargant-At-Arms for the interact club by the Rotarians!!! Rawrrrr!!

Can you guys even imagine how awesome is that?

Rotarians!! *bunch of lifeless hags which have nothing better to do*

LOL.. ><

I was supposed to escort each and every *IMPORTANT* figure to the stage AND im also suppose to be the coolest among all xD

After the installation.. took alot of pictures.. with alot of ppls.. and threw water at sally.. which resulted in both her and chun wei chasing me half the school just to get a drop of H20 on me ^^

Awesomeness Prevails!

So sry no pics here..

Anyway.. Ladies And *Gentle* mens..

MY SCHOOL.. which is.. SMK SERI SAUJANA.. will be organising a prom night.

OTHER SCHOOL... which is to say.. SCHOOLS like Smk BJ , Sentosa, Yarl , and Bandar Baru can come join us for a wonderfull night which you will never regret and probably the experience of your lifetime.. *getting laid* xD!!!!!

So please.. spread it out.. recruit more ppl to join.. get laid.. grow up.. clubbing.. theres so many you can do and yet you waste away at home like a piece of metal with a high rate of reaction with oxygen and water...

wtf ><

Those who wana join us can give ur names to our beloved lovely carmun.. our hot jingyi.. and the *perasan* Sally.. LOL..!

Price of RM100 is/are *i dont know which one* being charged for every joinee and RM180 is for couple price.. Price WILL be increased after the end of June.. probably by around 20 or 30+..

So WHAT HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR???? Grab ur seats!!! And dress to IMPRESS!!! Or depress... whichever one.. just come. =)

Okay thats it for todaaaay!! Will be more detailed abt the prom in the next post.. I did this because it is SPECIALLY requested by Carmun.. coz she compliments on my blog xD

Tata~

Ps : So sry i couldnt come.. Im a jerk =P

Crash.

2009-04-11T09:27:00.000-07:00

Everything seems to be falling apart. I hope its just a blessing in disguise. Though i know its not. But its not wrong to be positive. ^^

-.-

2009-03-29T06:33:00.000-07:00

Just by thinking what title to put for this post in this pathetic blog already made me use up half of the day.. >< lol..

Just jokin..! =D

The truth is.. i just dont know what to update abt these days.. my insipiracion side of the brain is not responding or giving me anything.. and i dont know why. =(

Sigh.. Homeworks.. Spm.. Ict..

Pressure betul.. -.-

Anyway.. earth hour.. well lets just say i participate half of it.. =D

I updated! Rawr!!! hmph! xD

Tata..!

Inspiracion..!

2009-03-17T22:34:00.000-07:00

Sigh... holidays.. sucks.. fulll of homeworks.. plus running a marathon-ing nose.. awesoooomee........................ =(

I need something to inspire me.. so that i can post something that is worth reading in this eff up blog.. o well.. im sure we can find something.. =)

15TH MARCH 2009!

Attended a very 'wet' party.. xD sorry but i dont have the pics.. kindly refer to wenyi or renee's blog for more info.. =D * i was the first one to be stripped naked and thrown into the ppool* ><

BUT..! I was not the first one to be THROWN into the pool.. minchun was.. he was not striped naked therefore his clothes are all wet. xD consider me lucky..! =D

Anyway.. i decided to post something about politics.. you see.. im interested in becomin a politician.. so.. yea..

The President's daugthers. Well i think most of you out there know who are they!! Yup... it's the American President's Daugthers. The 1st Daugthers, Barbara and Jeenna Bush..

Both of them are twins! Well Sir Bush is definitely a proud man. But, there is one girl that claim to be the 1st daugther as well. If you ask me, "Is It true"? Well, i don't know, but Pictures always says it all. You Be the Judge.......

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....! ^^v Enjoy! To those who wana get in to the white house to whatever you wana do.. You can start with the above him/her.. xD As forr me.. i think I'll stick with my spm results first x) LOL!

Gtg peeps! Ciao..!

P/s : There is no.. personal sentence.. xD

Awesome-Sucky..

2009-03-02T05:23:00.000-08:00

I JUST WANA SAY...

IN YOUR FACE.....!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE BEAT YOU!!! HAH!!! THINK YOURE SO GREAT AND EVERYTING!!!!

AGAINST THE TRACTOR MALAYSIA.. YOURE NOTHING BUT JUST A MERE PEASANT!!!

RAAAAAWR!!!!!

Yes.. we beat red house.. and that 'sumo' is in charge of that house.. noobs..

We beat them in less than what.. 3 seconds??

Come on la you mere peasants.. no way you can last any longer than 5 secs against us.. dream on...

i only used 30% of my energy and we took them down like blowing feathers away.. or maybe worse.. dust particles.. =)

Anyway.. for the first time in at least 5 years.. Yellow house won..=D

Great cheerleadings and fantastic jumpers.. the runners was okay.. but what more could you ask for? we got number 1.. thats all matters..=D

Anyway.. i failed my undang test.. well.. FUCK!

WHAT THE FUCK.. 50 bucks.. FUCK!

and i might fail again... zz.. i dont feel so confident now..T.T

K enuf said.. thx for celebrating my bday with me guys.. it meant alot to me.. though i know you guys are tired.. y'all stil celebrate with me.. =)

Okies... gtg do some stuff... which is probably next to nothing.. ><

Ciao..! ^^

p/s : i really hate this shit f***ed relationship.. but i love it too.. wth man.. im so confused right now.. i really hate it.. haiz..

Raaaaaaaaaaawr.........................................!!!

2009-02-24T02:25:00.000-08:00

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA....... 'r'...! xD

Im back....! After 2 WEEKS!!!!!! RAAAAWR!!!!!

Due to some 'MAJOR' setbacks.. i cant update my blog..and the 'MAJOR' setbacks are..

Im lazy.. dota-ing.. bottle cap-ing.. and study-ing..(oops) xD

ANYWAY!!!!!!!!

Regarding my previous post!!!!!!

It was not ME!!!!!!

sERIOUS SHIT!!!

You GUYS really think i so LANSI MEH...!! Anyone who knows me knows that I'm 'A' VERY humble person!!!!!!!!!!

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The 2 weeks ago ME...! xD

OhYea..! The results against VI...! THe noobs... 0-0... penalty shoot out they won 4-3..

Wait..

You know why?

Coz..

We gave them chance.

You see..

They are the one's who hosted the football competition.. SOOOO.. losing to an unranked team in the competition is just to shamefull for them to bear..

So we came together and held a meeting between cabinet and party members.. Out of great discussion and taking everything into consideration.. including my previous post.. which potrays me as a very humble and confident person.. we decided..

To let them win..

Just in case they cry.. =D

Nice peeps arent we? ^^v Rare earthlings...! Rawr!!!

Test after football.. FUCK!

Everyone has the exact tips for the intervension..!

Might as well dont take the test!!!! ><

Also went undang with My twin sista Jing to the Yi...

Met up with her and went together in a van to.. Banging...LOL..! No la its actually Bangi.. xD

That place there i tell you.. it was like paradise...!!!!

Theres oni one word i can use to describe it..

LAPSAP!!!!!! -.-

Sat there for almost 5 hours listening to the lecturers.. lecturing craps..

examples that i can still remember vividly in my mind because its so unreasonably fucked up:

Encik Arshad(name also fucked up) : 'Tuan tuan dan puan puan.. ingat pakai safety belt tau.. kalau tak.. bila kereta henti.. you tak pakai belt.. buruk padahnya.. tau?'

We : Tau..

En.Arshad : Ala.. takde spirit punya.. tak makan sarapan ke? you sudah makan belum?(asking a gal siting in front)

Gal : Sudah =)

En.Arshad : Bagusnya... kalo tak makan tak bagos tau.. mesti makan ya..

Gal : ya..

En.Arshad : you punya bapak apa nama yea? abdul rahman? (wtf) *what does anything have anything to do with her dad??*

Gal : tidak.. nama dia "some malay name"

En.Arshad : OH.. saya ingat u punya bapa abdul rahman. kerana abdul rahaman sangat terkenal.. tau tak?

We : yea...

En.Arshad : bagusnya...

Me whispering softly. : Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! o0o!!!!!!!!!!!!! Naaaaaaah!!!!
I PAID YOU 260 bucks and came all the wawy here to listen to you craping abt ABDUL RAHMAN and YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST FOR 5 HOURS??

Jingyi was like.. ahahahahahaa ^^ hes so funi and cute jing.. ^^

-.-! wtf? then theres 1 time.. his lectures were so FUCKING boring till both of us slept together..

Then he saw.. and asked jingyi to wake up.. xD she yong sui thats y he target her LOL..! and then.. i abit high class.. so he asked jingyi to 'SUMMON' me from my sleep.. haha.. special treatment for special people.. hehe ^^ jk la jing.. =]

Jing was complaining abt the food.. people.. service.. boredness.. and the heat emitted from the sun..

At the end of the day.. we both slept like a pig behind the van on the way back home... both of us ocupied the seats which is suposed to fit at least 4 person xD.. AINT that sumthin??? =P
Theres also only 1 word to describe the situation at that time.. BOUNCY!!! LOL!!!! The freak fucking van keep bouncing up and down!!! wtf?? hydraulics suspension too high.. once i knock my jaw on her shoulder when i was half asleep... and after that particular destined to happen 'tragedy'..

Im wide awake and fresh for the rest of the journey.. LOL..! ==

OHYEA.. and Paramjjit.. F*** YOU B***H!!!!!!!!!! F*** YOU!!!!! OH WAIT.. NOOOO! NO WAY ANYONE'S GONA F*** YOU! EEEEEEUUUUUUWWWWW....! OMG!! WTF! YEEEEEERRRR! WAD DART!!!!! WAD DART!!! YOU THINK YOU DAM BIG???????!!!!!!!!
YOU THINK YOU DAM GREAT IZIT!!! COME LA TOMOROW!! TAARIK TALI!! COME LA!!!SEE WHO WIN..! o0o!

eh wait.. she IS big.. ==

Nvm.. size doesnt matter.. QUANTITY DOES!! xD i bring 10 fella come pull with her see who win la.. o0o!!!

HMPH..! IM GONA GIVE ALL OUT TOMOROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONE PULL LIKE IM PULLING MY DICK OUT OF A CRAMPED PUSSY HOLE!! RAWR!!!!

OKAY!! GTG DOTA..!

WIL BE UPDATING SOON AGAIN..!

WHICH IS PROBABLY NEVER..! LOL...

Jkjk.. xD Adios..!

P/s : Soryy for the vulgarities in this post guys.. im too pumped up!!!!! haha..!!! Tata~ =P

Lip Lock..!

2009-02-09T03:27:00.000-08:00

Hey hey.. i know you guys miss me..

ALOT..!

xD

This is my first week after Chinese New Year..

Represented my school for both badminton and football.. =D

I dont wana talk abt my badminton..

Lets move on to football.. ^^

First match against Vivikananda.. we won 2-0...

Second match against MBS (Monkey Boy School).. and yes.. we won again.. 1-0.. my ultimate has no cooldown.. xD

Third match against SMK Desa Petaling.. and yes again.. we trashed them 3-0.. ^^

The last match.. against BTS(Bandar Tasik Selatan)... and yes.. we were trashed.. 0-3..><

*giv chance oni* =P

By wining 3 matches we autmaticaly qualified for quarter finals.. GG!

We're up against Victoria!!!!!!!!!! People usually refer them as the.. NOOBS...><

Chillax.. =D

Our team semangat d after resting for 3 days...

Tomorow our fitness level.. = 99%

We purposely duwana achieve that last 1% because we must learn how to be humble and give chance to those who are less fortunate.. example VI... xD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And yes again.. we are most likely to win.. because.. we have one of the best batch of midfielders and defenders.. and guess what.. our captain.. plays for RSC ^^ one body contact.. and stretchers will be brought in for them..=)

THough my teamates will be ready for tomorow's match.. I dont think i am.. because.. i've been bitten.. by a very fat tummy-ed creature.. till blue black.. and.. my fitness level is now down to approximately... 32%..>< xD

Who to blame? I guess everybody has the answer already.. =P

Rawr!!! Saujana BoLEH!!!!! PRAY FOR US!! AND WISH US GOODLUCK!!!! ROOOAR!!!

Nah.... we dont need luck.. we can gg them based on our skills alone.. =)

Sorry Jing.. ffk-ed your party.. T.T i really wana go.. =(

Ciao peeps! =D

p/s : Why God have to put me with someone who doesnt understands me at all.. but at the same time loves me so dearly.. wtf? ><

LOL..! If we were to lose tomorow's game.. i'll have to come back and delete this post..><

AfterMath!!!!!!!!

2009-02-03T01:56:00.000-08:00

FHAK! Did not update for more than a week!

I know you guys miss me.. =D

First day of CNY

Rot at home.. and then mv..

2nd Day

Back to n9..

3rd day..

Back from n9..

4th Day..

Sunway lagoon.. met elicia.. my long lost partner in gg-ing other ppl..xD

5th Day..

....forgot.. shit..

6th Day..

Went football..! and then lunch! and then.. i forgot again.. ><

7th Day..

RAWR! SUNWAY! MAHJONG! FIRST GAME GG THE PROS!!!! AINT I PRO?!! xD

8th day..

Went house visiting..! Ended piss-fuly... Dog shits.. Also bought specs..my eye power was..500! minus one zero.. ^^

9th day.. S

ideburn got fucked by teachers.. went for haircut.. and now.. my hair is shorter than douglas's dick.. imagine how short is that..? front back left right all gone.. great.. = =

Nah.. just joking.. =P but its very short though.. kinda cute actually.. xD LOL.. jkjk ><

Wait till it grows back.. then it'll be nice.. =D

Ahh this news just arrived..

Someone's thingy came today.. and she still wana go for tomorows yellow house practice..><

Later tersilap silap bocor..xD HAHA..! k la.. if come back early go lunch together gether i blanja.. if im late.. too bad... xP

Yeah and for some reason.. i really hate trash talkers.. i totally agree with this.. trash talkers should be prostituted.. or prosecuted.. or whatever it is... I despise them.. =)

Will be updating again tomorow.. if I have nothing to do..

Gtg dota.. Time to ciao peeps.. ^^

Happy Chinese New Year...!

2009-01-24T18:55:00.000-08:00

Yooo...!

HapPy Chinese New Year Everybody!!! xD

I nid ANGPAUS!! RAWR!

And YEA! IM BROKE.. BECAUSE OF ALL THOSE RETARDED JANUARAY BABIES!! HMPH!!

Better get my angpau's to cover it up =D

OKAY! that all for TODAY! Ciao....!

p/s : she bites...! >< *though i like it..xD*

Life goes On... =)

2009-01-19T05:38:00.000-08:00

Yes guys.. i know.. 2 posts in a day.. very rare indeed..

Though its not uncommon.. but sometimes.. i feel the need to express myself when theres so much going on around me..=)

First of all...!

I bought a tee for car mun.. gave it to her today.. and she wore it on the same night to tuition.. ><

Okay that was unnecasary..=.=!

Took some pics... to show off my taste on her slender body.. here it is..!

Cute stuff right???? RIGHT?????

I mean the shirt... xD! And yea ofcourse oni her type of body can match that particular shirt i picked for her... hmph...!

Who ask me to posses such high, wonderful and fantastic taste.. xD..*sue me* =P

Okay thats all for today.. Ciao guys.. =D

P/s : By crying more.. perhaps.. your feelings towards me will eventually fade into nothing.. or at least this is what i think.. And yes.. i still and will always love you.. always.. =)

Life...

2009-01-18T06:08:00.000-08:00

You couple.. you face problem..

you solve it.. you move on..

But in my case..

Im neither solving it.. or finding a way to solve it..

Instead... Im suffering because of it..

And now i ask myself.. Why even be together in the first place? Would I still go for it if I knew it would end up like this? I'll never know..

This is life.. =)

Until now.. i still dont know what to do.. I'd rather msg with her.. where i can hide my emotions and anger.. than face her.. and get upset..

This is me.. a coward..

Okay now..

Happy Birthday and Fertilisation DAY to ALL January Babies!

Douglas Yong Mun Kong~
Vilip da Yi Tip~
Anna to the Tan~
Chan 'Zen' Wai~
Cutie Car Mun~
and Horny CHoon!

Hapyy belated, or be earlierd birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! So sorry if i didnt get anything for you guys.. Im quite busy nowadays..

Though the last 2 fella is kinda lucky i went ioi mall today haha.. >< and i have to admit.. they're special to me.. so thats why i cared for their birthdays to even buy them a present... =)

Carmun.. my brothers(ken) wife.. which is to say.. my sis in law.. lol.. gambateh! xD

Horny Choon.. my tailou's(xm) husband.. which is to say.. my pau sok kong.. LOL..haha.. jkjk..^^

Great earthlings... nothing can replace them..=)

Okay.. gtg sleep.. or dota..>< see you guys who can see me tomorow morning!

P/s : Im waiting for that day.. when i can finally let go.. or maybe.. that day wont even be coming at all... =)

Uncivilized thoughts...

2009-01-13T06:49:00.000-08:00

Make me jealous?

I dont mind honestly..

Trust me..

Listen to them..

Follow their meaningful and smart advises...

Do it on purpose..

And we're over.. =)

P/s : Sorry guys.. this is wasting my time.. though i dont mind.. but its borthering me.. and i seriously dont like it..

Sigh..

2009-01-09T03:31:00.000-08:00

I didnt want it to be like that..

Ending it earlier.. was better.. then ending it later..

Pain now.. was better.. then suffering it later..

It was harder to break up then i thought.. Her cries.. make me realise my mistake.. it soften me..

But still i wonder..

Is it a right decision to stay together? or maybe we were better off apart..

I know what i want.. Im afraid to have it.. The doubts in me is constantly there..

And i dont know how to remove it.. Maybe if we broke.. I might find the answer and the cure to my doubts.. then i wouldn't have to torture myself... again.. maybe not..

No matter how many times she tells me she loves me.. i have doubts.. doubts on our relationship..

doubts on the bond of our relationship..

doubts of her feeling towards me.. although i know she loves me..

doubt of my true feeling towards her..

And that is why.. I'm so afraid to tell her i love her.. because.. im not even sure abt my feelings myself.. i dont wana lie.. i dont wana hurt her either.. so i chose to lie.. but does that make things better?.. or perhaps it just makes things worse..

I wonder..

i wonder..

She is true to me.. but am I true to her?.. am I the right one? i think not...

This will be painfull.. but give me time.. to rethink it.. the longer it drags the more painfull it is..

No more please.. i cant sstand it anymore.. my heart still feels the pain.. the anguish we brought to our relationship.. or maybe its just me.. i feel like crying everytime i think about it.. crying... yes.. it makes you feel better.. but only for awhile..

Maybe she was better off with some other guys who can treat her good and way better than me.. trash like me.. is just a waste of time..

Ofcourse i wana be loved.. but the love i have now from her.. are doubts.. lies... secrets.. shyness.. passiveness.. indecisiveness.. sadness.. and anger... is that what i really want?

Maybe ending 'it' would be my ultimate cure.. again.. maybe not.. but 1 thing is for sure..

She can get to be whoever she wants to be.. and definitely happier.. then sticking to a trash like me..

I need time.. and i need those for my studies too.. i need suport.. both from my beloved and friends.. and i feel guilty now..

Guilty.. of everything I've done to her.. guilty of acepting her love so blindy..

So.. the purpose of this post is to send her a msg..

I'm so sorry.. for everything that i did to you.. For everything that I have not told you.. hurt you.. insulted you.. lied to you.. and did not care abt you..

How i wish i can undo all of those mistakes i made.. but.. people learn from their mistakes..

I will move on.. and let myself decide what i want.. and what i desire.. i am not bounded by fate.. nor by destiny.. it is just me.. and myself.. =)

Ahh.. this is bad.. im embarased but.. i am actualyy kinda tearing when im posting this up.. ive never cried for a long.. long.. long.. long.. time..

P/s : SRy!! for all these emo-tic post nowadays!! abit of trouble goin on here.. wil try to recover asap to continue entertain u guys.. ^^

School.... =(

2009-01-06T03:13:00.000-08:00

haiz.. hell begins.. not good.. not good..

First day of school.. Bahasa Melayu karangan.. totally pussified.. ><

And its certainly on of the worse starts of 2009.. because..

5sc3 stole my spotlight on the second day which is today! pfftt!

The accused are magdalene , Wong vI lIp , kenneth tan , low cheee weng, and sally ng!!!

I feel so down now... emoing at the corner of my room.. with black shades and negative aura continously emitting out of my physical shell.. this.... my fren.. is bad.. bad.. bad...

EVEN Sally!! The (self-acclaimed) oH so innocent, anti-ponteng school girl GETS to be popular.. and we didnt.. =( im sure shes feeling prettty good of herself now that shes more popular than JING.. BUT..

No worries.. trust me its just a matter of TIME before 'The Legendary and Great Sage Jing' resurfaces to reclaim his former glory..

AND Now is THE TIME(drum rolls)
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.
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....to start on my effing essay ><..

My bm teacher = @%^$#@%^&@#&^%@#

1 essay per week.. last year i was doing 1 essay per semester test..LOOK AT THE DIFERENCE!

Jing ah Jing.. gambateh pls.. dont give up.. concentrate and dun get distracted by clubbings and other stuff.. oh this goes out to all the jing's out there too..^^

Ok now im MOTIVATED! Lets hook up kit shaun and go clubbing..! WHO wants to join? =D

P/s : shhhhhhh... its a personal sentence.. so its inside me.. and real personal.. Read my thoughts..! =P.. Anyway.. yes it will be painfull.. the longer it is dragged.. the more painful it is.. 2 weeks.. I need time..

Schooooool... noooooooooooooooooo.....

2009-01-03T02:53:00.000-08:00

School.. next monday.. = FARK!

Staying in sc2... shit.. pressure fuck.. all smart ass over there.. hmph..

Mou Diu.. fuck those smart asses.. sc2 and sc3 is gona be far away....

Nooooooooooooooooo... why... T.T...

Anyway... sc4 IS gona be next to us.. so.. no worries..xD

Shit.. SPM.. diaoooooooooooo......... dun care la.. holidays = clubiing with kit shaun.. mou diu..

Thats all for today.. Ciao..

p/s : i like ur style.. plan on the way.. ganas.. xD!

Happy New Year 2009!

2009-01-01T18:38:00.000-08:00

Happi New YeAr Yee Leng Leng Kao.. Err Ling Ling Jiu.. Kote Kote Punde.. 2009 !
(cantonese) (chinese) (tamil) LOL (Eng)

Haha... Here comes a brand new year.. as much as i hate spm.. i hope i love this 2009.. lol..

All the sweet memories from 2008.. FHaK OFF man..!

Agaaaain.. went to sunway to celebrate with my friends.. watched the most awesome movie ever.. THE SPIRIT.. omfg! it was simply amazing.. breathtaking.. spine chilling.. nuts cracking.. and dick steaming superb!!!

(Seriously recomended for those who have many other things better to do) LOL..!

FHaK..! Wasted 11 FREAKING bucks and 2 FANTASTIC hour watching that SON OF A BeaCH show.. ! (No vulgarities) =D..

ANYWAY... went back to JING's hse..da female jing.. not the male version.. for countdown celebration..

When we we're abt to reach her house.. she said.. We need to go 7-11 to get gambling cards! Very near oni jing.. comunity hall there.. i was like.. wtf.?

And when we reach there.. they told us.. 'habis jual.. itu depan hotel seri petaling ada jual"

Farker.. make us walk all the way near pizza hut jz to get a deck of cards and mentos.. zz

End up gambled and lost 25 bucks to ken..

@%&*#%$@*#$%@$%@#$%^@w$#&...!

Nvm.. i'll take it as a generous donation from my very own wallet.. hmph..!

Ohyea and on the way to Ajimal.. i TERPIJAK tahi! BUT.. im not angry nor sad abt it.. coz..

I KNOW ITS A BLESSING IN DISGUISE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! =D

ZAP GAM.. (Gold) hehe.. xD

Thats it for today..! Happy New Year Y'all Bastards and Beaches..! =D

Hey Hey..

2008-12-27T21:46:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas Everyone..!

And a Happy New Year...! xD

24th Of December

Went to pavilion and times square with a bunch of EARTHLINGS.. on Christmas Eve.. To those who didnt folow us there.. u just missed an experience of a lifetime.. dai sei! Anyway.. the bottom line is..

IT WAS A BLAST..!

Meet up at Seri Petaling station before 7pm..(hehe) LOL..! SRY CHUNKIT! ><

You are not the earliest anyway! My twin sis was on the way to the station around 6 d ok! Lucky she gave me a call and that time i was sleeping.. so she come later.. ORNOT the throne belongs to HER..! hmph..! Anyway.. chillax.. its christmas... =D

Reached Times Square.. took some pics there and off we go to pav.. In order to reach pavilion.. we hav to walk through the crowds in bukit bintang.. me and jing talk talk talk until we were lost and got separated form the others..

So.. me and Jing the 2 man team.. took on the BLASTING SPRAYING foam of crowds..

The first hit came when a guy saw us staring at him.. coz we're afraid dat he will spray us.. he did nothing at firrst ... but when we right past him.. he said HI and PSSSTTTTT..! We're covered in artificial SNOW >< fuk him man..! my perfume all gone becoz of him.. zz..

Anyway we reached pav finally.. bought movie tickets.. and of we go again! i bought 3 cans of sprays and cheated 1 of them from the seller.. so now we got 4! 2 for me and jing.. WE'RE AWESOMELY LOADED..!

Then choon join in.. AND the first thing he did was.. FRIENDLY FIRE..! wtffff..!

Anyway.. i mou diu him.. we walk and find for weaker victims to spray on..xD Ofcourse we're not goin to provoke those gangs sticking together.. sure kena eff 99 if we had a go on them..><

OHyea! i GET to SPRAY some hot foreigners!!!! xD And a botak indian guy! he acidentaly rub his shoulders against mine.. he said sry..

Well.. you DONT apologize to the JING's.. you just dont.. so what i did was.. I SPRAY HIM ON HIS HEAD AND SHIRT.. and i TOLD him.. Youre forgiven mate..! And Merry Christmas! xD

omG SHIOK man..! (note that i only spray at chyqos)

Went back to pav.. to watch I.P man.. LOL.. ok la its not I.P man.. its yip mun.. but they change it to ip man in english... wtf? ==

Donnie Yen is FOREVER with 100hp! He nvr gets injured except fighting da last boss! He lost 1 hp which makes it 99! ><... I have to admit.. that movie was AWESOME..! one of the best kungfu movie i've seen.. totally love it.. actualy.. its the BEST KUNGFU MOviE IVE SEEN!

Ahh.. im so gona buy dat dvd again =D.. Went back at 3.. Jing Carmun and ken folowed me home.. Jing and Carmun gave the cookies to my mum..>< so lame wtf.. = =

I love this picture somehow.. United we stand.. Divided we Emo.. =)

REACH HOME = tidur..

~The End~

Souveniers From Philipine! ^^v

Ciao..! Adios..! LoLa..!

Thank You.. For Everything... And Merry Christmas..

2008-12-23T07:33:00.000-08:00

Hey Everybody.. Guess wad.. Im back!..LOL..lame..wtf = =

First of all.. i wana wish everyone Merry Christmas!!!!!!

This is gona be short..

Im not the emo and mushy sentimental type of guy.. BUT..

I wana dedicate this post to my beloved...(dat fella lar)..xD

I hope that u can forgive me for whatever i did in the past.. present.. and future that might hurt you...

Merry Christmas Ma Cherie.. i love you.. =)

P/S : wAd so special abt that thing o.. condom 101?? xD

Goodbye Aunt.. =)

2008-12-20T00:03:00.000-08:00

I dont know what to say.. ><>

Before goin to her funeral.. outside my house.. so gloomy.. no wonder yesterday everyone is in bad moood.. =(

Arrived at Xiao En Centre.. helped out a lil bit and pay my last respect to my aunt.. Saw her.. And you know what.. Shes smilling.. =)

Shes sufering from lung cancer for 3 years.. A strong woman indeed..

P/s : Starbucks it is..

Partay! Grand MAmA!

2008-12-07T21:50:00.000-08:00

hAPPY bURFYDAY tO mY gRANDma!! 76th Burfday! WOOTS!

I LOVE YOU! MUACKs... ^^

Hope i can live as long as her.. haha! xD

Party on the first night.. sunway way on the second! hehe!

Why dont we let the pictures do the talking? Here we go..

Me and Sien Tun.. weird name rite? xD.. Hes 13 and single.. so girls! You know what to do!

Me lone wolf.. poser nya.. oOo u Jing! xD

At the restaurant.. the first pic i took in the party.. my grandma! Superb and loving..!

Upon receiving her first jade and diamond nexcklace from my grandaunt.. hapi giler!

My mum and dad... and the 2 girls beside my dad are my cousins.. i think.. ><

LOOK at the amount of people! U want me to sing?? IMPOSIBLE..!

My mum and my aunt.. i wouldnt say my mum is hawt.. but.. for a 40 year old.. ok ok larh..xD

Tasha and her mum..

Theres the cute baby cousin sis from Sabak Bernam! Da midle one. OMFG..! so effing cute! her sisters around her.. tel u what... her whole family and siblings.. all dam preti.. i jz dont know why..

Okay.. heres da amount of aunties i got.. i dont even recognise half the people in the party and they're supose to be related to me?? wtf..???!

Tasha : NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Dont rape me jing! xD

FUCK.. da cute girl again.. wen wen! argh!!!!! im goin klezi..-.- beside her is my elder cousin sis.. darn preti..

My childhood friend and cousin.. alwiz play with me til gila.. Melanie! and her boyfriend Shane! Now i see y dey 2 together.. so secocok..xD but.. mel goin aus next year and shane goin back italy.. =(.. fuker i lost 35 bucks in gambling to him and he wana run away.. ><>

YEA YEA! EVERY1 STANDING UP TO GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO MY GRANDMA!

hERE we go! LEts get it started! SING! LOL!

Cutting her amazingly HUGE bday cake..! Darn tasty weh.. T.T

Theres da cake.. eh got 2 boobs there.. xD! No la it was supose to be longevity bun for my grandma.. haha.. and those black colour thing are chocolates.. i 1 of them.. xD it was supose to be shaared among more than 100 ppl... but i alone sapu everything hehe!

Mel, my aunt which is her mum.. and poh yang which is mels sis.. hosting da party.. @.@ so confuse..

Me and MY ONE and ONLY mum..

Tasha sitting beside me wana be a poser..LOL.. wana lc holding LV bag..><.. (it was my mums bag)

MY FAVOURITE UNCLE! i cal him.. LATOK! not DATOK! Works for a goldmith company from Germany.. or something like that larh..haha

hmph.. this pic.. i very bosong.. i wana stand with my uncle de.. zzz

The first dish! Roast pig with bla bla bla.. LOL.. seriously.. da skin is so crispy! BUT FUCKING FATTENING!

waw!! so cute rite! looks like baboons ass! xD I wonder why some of them is missing..

WAIT..! I think i noe why...

TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...! Muahahahahahahahahaha....! Pink niple! Mission Acomplish!

The GANG! of uncles..><

The HOTTIE! CUTIE! LOVIE! AND MA CHERIE!

my grand ma and 2 of my grand aunts.. 1 more in canada.. or australia..><>
Da oldies and CLASSIC dance! COMBOWHORE! giler!

SUNDAY!

Went to Sunway Pyramid after my training.. watched BOLT 3D.. i LOVE RHINO! the HAMSTER...! LOL! wtf? a hamster with a name called rhino?? -.-

Anyways.. took a few pics..

me and Tasha b4 da show starts.. y didnt she put on the glasses.. ?

After the show we went for some window shopping.. talked about shanes social life while walking.. then kena snap by Tasha i tink.. or sien tun..><

Ohyea my tai lou which is xm.. saw me there! ><.. she said she shouted and walk right past me and i stil didnt notice or respond to her! LOL..! -.- And then Kenny Saw SAW me at the car park lot lolz..

KK looking foward to prom! I dont even know where the prom is zz...><

Tasha and her family goin back to penang today! T.T.. gona miss them.. haiz..

Thats all for todays post.. owh and i wana go outings with friends!!! i miss them! ><

McMissy

McBlack

McMuscle

McNaughty

Mchorny

Mcdumbfuck

Mcblack Nipply

and many more.....!

Ciao.. =]

Holiday.. Sarks.. Big Time...

2008-11-28T18:08:00.000-08:00

Man.. holiday really sucks.. imagine you're in front of the com almost 10 hours a day..

Well actually you dont have to imagine.. Just ask me.. And i can tell you that.. it SUCKS.. BIG TIME! wtf? I prefer going to school.. at least i HAVE SOME purposes.. it is to see frens , play, study , ponteng , and 'socialise'..xD

Apparently all I'm doing now at home is just.. ROTTING.. -.-'

Went to Midvalley again on Thursday.. it was the opposite of 'fun' except for Twilight... zz..

And yea Isabella Swan look much prettier and hawter in the movie than i thought..

Emmet just RAWKKKKS! Aoouuuuwwww...!!! Spicy man..!

Jasper on the other hand.. looked like he's been suffering from constipation for 10 years... ><><..

Celebrating my grandma's bday next saturday.. ok and its Crystal CROWN! not BROWN! SORRY! OKAY! ...><... Hazel.. hmph..!

Nvm larh.. mou diu.. lol.. buying my prom shirt tomorow.. its a MUST! No more delays!

Pls do forgive me.. this is a very boring post.. Pls dont fall asleep.. =D

kk jz came back from jogging.. gtg sleep.. ciao!

p/s : O well.. whatever.. lolz

Tasha Wong Jing Leong..

2008-11-23T08:08:00.000-08:00

Greeeeeetings.......! This will not be a very long and funny post.. instead it will be shorter than u expected.. I am here today.. to promote yet another newborn baby blogger..

My very own Family Tasha! Turning 16 soon!

'Played' with her since i was born..xD! Eh.. serious shit..

Personality.. Funny.. Hilarious..(i tot same?><).. pretti.. noty.. horny.. dummy..freaky.. baby.. sissy? xD..

There she is..

Hati - hati tau.. walaupun cantik dan banyak laki laki 'kao'.. dia ni 'berbisa'.. muahahahahahaha!

Heres her blog link... wana noe her.. check her out.. or add her.. hahas.. but dun blame me for not warning u.. =D

www.glamorous-sha.blogspot.com

Bagi muka skit guys.. shes my baby cousin after all.. :)

ps : I need divine intervention!

Holiday... Sarks...

2008-11-21T18:44:00.000-08:00

Seriously... Holiday SARKS!

Imagine almost 12 hours everyday at home doing nothing.. -.-' Arrggghhhh...!

I wana see my frens! I wana go outings! I miss all of them T.T..

Nowadays all I do at home is chat chat chat and dota dota dota.. wtf? Sien..

I need to get out of my freaking house... FUCK!

Ahh.... that feels better... =)

Went for badminton tournament yesterday.. crashed out in the 1st round.. To some indian guy..

Im definitely nervous.. my hands and legs just wont listen to me.. haiz.. anyway.. i wont give

excuses to cover up my lost.. i lost coz im not good enough.. thats it..

Seriously.. i feel like giving up.. =(

p/s : I'm wise enough now.. im not like last time.. i wont be stupid..

PavViLiOnZ!

2008-11-11T03:41:00.000-08:00

Hey! Im back! First off.. OUR PN HIDAYAH a.k.a English Class Teacher came back from her surgery! WooooooHoooooooo! yea babyyyyy.....! Goin for the class party this thursDAY.. anyone outside interested and wanna join....? Dream on...! xD

Kk.. goin Genting this Sunday.. even though i haven ask my mum yet.. but.. i paid Chee Weng already.. so.. hehe.. she cant say no liao! xD.. ahh im a genius.. >< Today! Pavilion!

Went to Pavilion with a bunch of multicellular organisms today.. Those involved are Me, Jing yi, Michelle McMisssy, Min Chun McHydro, Michele chong, gary, beh, chee weng, chan zhen wai,izmir, jonathan,poighai a.k.a McBlack, Daphne and Liverpool die hard fan.. Melody!

As usual went to seri pettaling lrt station and bla bla bla... reach Pavilion abt 11.. i tink.. ok whatever... Took a few photos.. and watched.. Max Pain! or Payne.. xD.. NICE! Seriously darn cool.. the shooting scenes and stuff.. he seems to be invinsible... like me.. LOL! jkjk =P

PICTURES! First time taking so many photos in my life.. and as much as i loathed posers who likes to act cute in front of the cameras.. now I'm one of them..-.-! Anyway.. here there are..

ME , MINCHUN AND JON! LOL! jz look at Jon.. reminds me of a kangaroo..haha!

I took this photo went they came out of the toilet.. for fun..shy kononya..-.-

Me and McMissy... she started my interest in taking photos.. keep asking me to snap with her.. so here it is.. flashing my muscles.. although its jz a piece of meat and flabs of fats there..xD

So after movie.. we went for lunch! Ichiban Ramen! Only me, ml , jing yi,mc and minchun... the rest too rich... Went off to Madam Kwans and pizza hut.. fine.. hmph..! Snapped a few 100% posing and acting cute pictures there! Thx to my sifu Jing yi and ML..dey taught me the basics of being a poser LOL! jkjk..xD

Me and ml.. okay i look like William Hung in this pic... Shut up..

At least this one better.. Kiki Musampa... ><

This is.. O...

And this.. M... Crazy bastards...lol

Me and my twin sis Jing! pointing down at some alien-like creature underneath us.. wonder what shes doin down there... hmmm.... xD

And.... E!... all of it makes a word.. and its.. HOME! I lazy to slot it corectly and in order.. but.. you get the idea... lol...

Okay continue window shopping.. this time.. me and minchun the lead actor..

COOL RIGHT! Jing Yi as the cameraman..or woman.. ><.. we got scolded 2 mins after this picture was taken by the employees there...T.T..

Okay now Jing Yis turn and me as the cameraman..! xD.. Coooooooolioooooooo...? Sexy? Hawt?

And here it is.. McHydro! Posing like James Bond! Except that the 2 gals behind him duwana choi him! xD! HAHA!

Finally he cant take it d.. after hours of walking.. finali hes running out of stamina.. he thinks hes the Sleeping Buddha... lololol!

Manage to get a snap of Jon and Izmir.. look at Jon! The look-back-pose! Glamournya! Sure got chyqo around that time when he was doing it.. he wont do it for nothing.. EXCEPT when hes acting cool! haha..!

And this..! To me is the picture of the DAY! This is what i called... 'FRIENDS'! SOWiiiiiT! (sweet) x)

Last AND the least... loool..! A pic before we get in the paradise monorail which is full of nice smell and comfort awaiting us... Ml standing first in line.. shes gona get it when she enters the monorail first! xD... also notice that from left to right.. which is me to ml.. is the height in order..^^

Kk had a fun day today! Looking forward to genting! if i can go..-.-! Unless my mum is cruel enough to giv away dat 50 bucks... then.. im screwed..><..

Thousand credits to MCML(michele chong may lin).. not MLMC(michelle lam mei ching).. for being our camera-woman.. she took all of the above pictures unless stated.. she refuse to take any pics.. They says shes a PhotoPhobia..(does that even exist?) but seriously.. i think shes just camera shy..xD!

For more info! pls go Jing Yis blog!

Ok.. The End for today! Cant wait for Thursday! ^^! Adios! LoLA~

P/S : If i really have to sing solo for the party infront of 500 people.. then.. i will hav to ask my mum to disinherit me.. i will no longer be a part of Wong family and therefore participation in singing solo will no longer be neccasary.. xD!

Pjk Project Done!

2008-11-09T07:28:00.000-08:00

My goodness.. Thx to Chee Weng i completed my friggin Pjk project! As usual it was last minute and no one to print it out for me plus my PRINTER is working out perfectly fine.... NOT..! Sudenly.. a handsome and perfectly fine young man came to my rescue! Such kindness.. and printing more than 15 pages out for me for free! Tomoro muz blanja him d.. HeS da MAN!.. ALL HAIL MRBRIGHTSIDE!

Ahh.. Lost 99 to him again today.. great..><..

Ps : I aint gona sing songs.. uh ah.. aint gon hapen.. but.. for my grandma.. OKAY! FINE! -.-!

FrEeDoM pLuS pRo-DoM..

2008-11-07T04:35:00.000-08:00

Okay! Okay! Okay!

OKAAAAY!

Exam over...
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xD!~ ambik!

Those fellas taking SPM on next monday...(kit shaun, Melanie, Michelle,kuo jian)
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DAI SEI! MuahAhahhahahahahahah!

But.. 1 thing i really dun understand at all.. why must we suffer miseranly for like 1 month.. and those SPM candidates.. 2 WEEKS???!!

Man.. that aint fair! hmph..!

And Jing Yi got 74 for Sej.. NoT that im not happy for her.. I am...but.. Pn Latifah who threatened to cut my figgin hair gave her 1 extra bonus free and out of kindness mark to get A1!
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Aint that a miracle...? -.-!

If it was me.. "Jing Leong.. Potong rambut u.. kalau tak.. saya potong rambut DAN markah u..ambik.."

Nvm.. fine! duncare..hmph..!

Oyea and 1 more thing that ive been extremely unsatisfied with.. Other classes get TIPS!..but we dont...! Why??! Why??!

I asked the teachers.. you know what they said? "Kamu 4sn2 ma..tak payah tips punya.. without tips u pun boleh skor punya tak payah takut.. mesti berusahadan balik lumah blaja"

i mean.. wtf? -.-!

Tak payah tips pun boleh skor? Score what? Score tahi lubang? zz...

Doenst make any sense at all.. Anyway.. Failed a few subs.. nex year 100% go sn3.. AND get another lap top from Vicky.. xD!

Chap 2

DOta DOta doTA! Defence of The Ancients!

bARACK oBAMA won! The first ever black President of United States of America!

This marks the begining of the new Racism era.. A Chinese pm in Malaysia...GUESS WHO WIL THAT BE? hihi..

Thursday.. went to Pavilion.. first time there..serious shit.. not joking.. ><

Quantum of Solace! Not very nice..-.-! but i like the fighting scenes though.. realistic and intense..

Another thing that piss me off abt that movie... no CHYQOS! WTH?!!! NOT EVEN 1?? at least Vesper was way beter looking than those in Quantum of Solace..o.0.. even Quantum Showcase got more chicks! LOL

Carmun bought THONGS ! xD But she duwana show it to me..>< I recomended a few nice ones to her.. but.. she refuse to buy those.. Guys.. u be the judge.. Thongs with white polka dots or cute love sexy shapes and pink sideskirts on it ? DUH! Ofcourse da sexy and pinkish 1 right? RIGHT!!??? haiz..

Nvm.. cant blame people for their bad taste..=p jkjk..hope she doesnt sees this.. xD

For more info.. go yens blog..

Today.. went for training.. i finally won that guy! xD Sweet taste of Victory.. Ahh.. Priceless..

Score
21-14 21-14 22-20

hihi ^^.. now thats what i call SCORING without TIPS!

1 more thing.. Everybody pls kindly visit Chunkit Vicky or Yenyis blog for the new blockbuster movie 'Kuwwak Chai'.. for those who watched it already.. i noe it completely changed your lives.. for those who have not.. ur about to experience something you;ve nvr experienced before..

So fasten ur seat belts and... CLICK THeiR BLOG LINKS!! xD!

Ok.. have to go d.. but before that.. Happy Birthday to all October Babies!

Michele LAM mEI CheNg a.k.a McMissy (sangat misy wan..got abit of pimples terus complain)
Jonathan Ng a.k.a McFLabby (coolest guy in 4sn3..hate him alot for having a PS3!)
Saravanan a.k.a Mc..... Black? >< (cUTEST and faniest indian fella alive)
Magdalene a.k.a Mc...donald? xD (coolest and one of the best buddy of mine.. frens for 8 years d)

...who else? Sry..>< i tend to forgot birthdays..

Okies.. i really have to go now.. Ciao! LoLa..!

p/s : Dont so desperate.. you can stil find after form 5.. college got plenty..

TagZzZzZz..

2008-10-31T20:54:00.000-07:00

TaaGGEd By Me, MySeLf aNd I...

1. Real name : Jing Leong
2. Nickname : Spoinko Jing.. BiBi Jing(last time) Jing Pro(xD) and JingSpermzz(dont ask)
3. Married : Definitely no.. wait for another 20 years larh..then.. maybe..?
4. Male or Female : I treasure my 'magic stick' too much to be a female..
5. Highschool : owh u mean.. do i get high in school?? if thats the case.. then.. always..xD
6. College : Huh?
7. Short or long hair : hmm.. which part ?
8. Are you a health freak : health freak? wth is a health freak? you mean wether if im scared to die?
9. Height : 180++ gua..
10. Do you have a crush on someone : Plenty.. but one of them is with me..so.. JKJK..! lololol
11. Do you like yourself : Once in a square moon... square.. not blue..
12. Piercings : niple? LOL
13. Righty or lefty : Middly
14. Surgery : NO! not....yet...xD
15. First piercing : Trust me you dont wana know..haha..jkjk
16. First person you see in the morning : i dont seee anybody.. i only see my brothers butt facing me..
17. First award : When i was born.. doc says i have the longest... for a baby he had ever seen..
18. First sport you join : Depends.. on whaat kind of 'sport' u mean..
19. First pet : LASHWIN!
20. First vacation : this question is by far the most boring one..><

FUTURE

26. Want kids : Yea.. i mean.. why not! its so cool.. you can 'erherm'.. and you dun hav to go through all the pain to hav one!
27. Want to get married : Depends.. see how 'productive' is the gal.. and including many other factors..xD
28. Careers in mind : Enjoy Life..^^

WHICH ONE IS BETTER

29. Lips or eyes : Dick.
30. Hugs or Kisses : Either one will do just fine..xD
31. Shorter or taller : Around the same.
32. Romantic or spontaneous :Insane.
33. Sensitive or loud : Perasan.
34. Trouble maker or hesitant : Ofcourse trouble maker! Never hesitate! NEVER! if you see a hot chinese guy with purple shirt that you like.. I say u go for it! dont hesistate..xD LOL..jkjk

HAVE YOU EVER

35. Kissed a stranger : Im not gona answer.. if u wana noe..ask me personally..^^
36. Drank bubbles : Is that even a question?
37. Lost glasses/contacts : I have excelent 'eyesight'.. i need it to.. you know.. wad guys alwiz do..xD
38. Ran away from home : If i run out of my house gate and come back in to continue this post..would that be counted as 'ran' away from home?
39. Liked someone younger : Duh...
40. Liked someone older : As frens yes..
41. Broken someone's heart : Plenty..xD
42. Been arrested : if i were to be arrested.. everybody should already know.. coz crimes i commit.. even i myself wouldnt dare imagine..(stealing undies with doug!) xD
43. Cried when someone died : Depends how close am I to the person.. I wouldnt CRY if tyrants like Saddam Hussein DIED.. would I?
44. Liked a friend : No..is the other way round.. my frens like me..^^ jkjk..

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

45. Yourself : Only in dota..
46. Miracles : Only in dota..
47. Heaven : YEAP
48. Santa Clause : If he send me gifts.. YES! but otherwise... lol...
49. Angels : yeah.. Stephanie.. shes a 'dark' angel..><

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

50. Is there one person you want to be with now : ONE!???!? y cant it be more than one? So stingy..hmmph..
51. Do you believe in God : If i dont.. im a 5 star criminal now..
52. Tag 5 people : Man, Woman, Pondan, Aqua and Transvestite..(i thought transvestite and aqua is the same?) ><..

Okay.. i have sumting to add.. here to promote another newborn blogger.. Jing yi! heres da link..make sure u visit okay! give face larh at least..lol.. http://devilangel-jingyi.blogspot.com/

Exam ends in aproximately 252600 seconds! LoLa~

ExAmS

2008-10-25T06:40:00.000-07:00

FINALS..!

English :

Hello... How are you? My name is Wong Jing Leong.. I am 16 years old.. my birhtday is on 28 Feb 1992.. I live in a live-able country.. i eat edible food.. i drink drinkable liquid.. and i also play playable games.. i often wear wear-able clothes..my hobby is playing play-able badminton.. and I live happily ever after..

This is what i wrote for my essay in paper 1 english.. Im proud to say that I'll be getting an A1 for english.. No doubt abt it...

Bahasa Malaysia :

Berikan peribahasa atau simpulan bahasa bagi sumtin sumting berikut..in a desperate attempt to crap something in before the paper was taken by my teacher.. This was what i wrote..

Bagai Angin Membawa Kentut.. ><

Kk mou diu all these stuff.. next.. DOTA..! My worse record ever.. since turning pro..xD.. i FEED 13 times.. using.. SOUL KEEPER.......................... wtf?

Do you know why they name that hero soul keeper? because....when this hero is going to die.. he can swap life with other heroes to absorb their hit points therefore giving him maximum health in less than a second.. and I.... T.T..

Ok enough.. no more sad stuff.. now is the fun part..

Chapter 2 : The Pursuit of Funny-ness

Well... i love pretty girls.. that i wont and will never deny it.. i mean.. who doesnt? right?..

Again.. I love pretty girls... why?

Because they make me........

But.. some girls.. they're sooooooo pretty until its imposible to explain to all of you through words.. their beautiful complexion and fantastic pitch perfect makeup is beyond imagination!

Since its pretti-ness is outta this world.. Why dont we Let the pictures do the talking...?

This is what we call... HAWT!! Remember the song 'So Hot' from Pamela Andersoon's husband Kid Rock? One of the lyrics goes like this... " You got a body like a DEVIL and you smell like SEX! " You can definitely apply that particular sentence on the picture above.. except for the sex part.. (at least for most guys) xD

Ever wondered how these people get such nice and tight abs? How they train or why in the world you cant achieve to the state of body perfection like them?

I invented a couple of ways(1 actually) to help you all get what you want..if you seek my help.. this is the right place.. let me present you with my latest invention....

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Wana noe the secret to my acomplishments? NoNo.. im afraid i cant tel you that..im truly sry..

Anyway.. how do i invent stuff like this without funds and financial sponsors? This.. I can and would like to share with you all... the company behind my success.. owned by the multi-billionaire Bill Gate's younger brother.. Bull Gates.. may i present..

Bill Gates invented the new Windows Vista?... and you think he's great and smart? oh you had no idea..

His brother Bull Gates..which is my personal sponsor.. invented a few things.. i wil only list 2 this time.. the first one.. soon to be release at 2088..(which is 80 years away..no big deal)

Microsoft SisTa! xD

AND the second invention is one of the most sophisticated thing I've ever seen in my entire life.. ever heard of cd burning where u copy files or movies into the cd...? even the most high tech computer can burn only one at a time..

This thing is even better...

It BURNS THREE one shot! My gooDneSs! All Hail Bull Gates...XD

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...............................!

Ok.. thats it for today.. hope you all enjoyed it.. coming to my blog and reading all these stuff is one way to release stress you know.. i hope some of you wrote it down as 1 of the points in the paper 2 summary abt stress...haha..!

Anyway.. got this from one of Melanie's friends...xD

Kk.. gtg do some.................................. stuff...xP... i wonder what?.... ^^ hehe... xD(reply my honey's mesage lorh wad else..haih><) she keep asking me how funi izit.. shes doubting my ability to cr8 humour.. fine..! lolololol..jkjk..

Anyway.. Happy 7th Anniversary Ma Cherie..! After exam.. we'll be doin 'it' a whole lot more...! xD Will alwiz Je T'aime...!

Nitez..! LoLA..! Remember... after reading.. leave a coment..in my chatbox.. i wana noe what you think of this..xD

Bye!

Je T'aime Ma Cherie

2008-10-14T07:44:00.000-07:00

JE T'AIME MA CHERIE.. ET JE T'AIMERAI TOUJOURS.. ^^

Ps : This one is specially for u.. ^^

Hu La La

2008-10-10T06:20:00.000-07:00

Hi.. 'Hi' is a polite form of greeting one another.. you want to see the usual form of me greeting another? here goes...

Yo wadsup *********! Dam *(*&%#$# long time no *&^%$# see u MAN!

Like that lo...lol... lots of stuff hapened this and the last week.. hu la la... xD First of all.. i wana wish all October babies HAapi Belated And Beearlierd Bday! wth is 'beearliered' -.-!.. nvm dun care.. let us proceed to more important and unrelated stuff..

Something unpleasant from my past came back to haunt me! lololol.. will strike any minute or second.. im not gona tell you what izit.. BUT... chill.. its not gonna bring me down x) ok thats all lata too much info den bocor d not gud.. =P

Next stuff.. Its gona be quite funny this time.. if you think its funi lar.. if you dont.. then.. too bad.. it means that u got no taste.. xD jkjk.. from my mails again.. Coooliiooo...

Missy in white : Oh my..! its so 'windy' around here... aahhh... my dress!! x)

Baby in Suit : Shiok giler! 'erherm' (i hav to act uninterested)..oh thats too bad! hope that doesnt(does!) happen again! xD

Girls out there believe me..we guys 'do' hope stuff like this happen around us ^^

XIANG MEI! UR ARCHIES!! so cuteee! and i tink one of them are biting the baby"s left nipple... And guess what.. look at the baby's expression.. he seems to be enjoying it -.-!

This cool fellow here need some 'fibres'..jeez..if you get wad i mean..lol

And finally! Rattatouie!!! CUTE?!

Theres this girl.. I tink is khoong ee sumtin lidat.. she very cham o.. kena pranked by Mr McHot over and over again.. neh just now oni kena again.. about ketiak hairs.. LOL! xD That Mrs Wong is not gona be hapi when she sees this but.. chill!... my charm wil calm her down and she'll be okay with me all over again ^^V Trust me.. i never fail.. muahahaha... ><

Kk.. jz took some 'particular' medicine.. feelin real dizzy now.. gtg sleep d.. exam in 2 more days.. sure pass with flying(fucking) colours.. loool..! Nitez all..! LoLa..!

P/s : No matter what hapens.. u alwiz forgive me although u say ure not! xD so that is WHY i NEVER lose.. hihi ^^

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2008-09-22T02:07:00.000-07:00

Yo...whats up!...ceiling? lol... here i am back again to entertain you guys out there... i have absolutely no clue on what to post about actually..><..nvm i'll try to crap something out..better than nothing rite?? xD

First things first...

FINALS..! Im dead.. (as usual) i've never been any good in studies..><..my result slips can prove it to you lol..
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Yiipee...!! Holiday coming soon!! bwahahahahahahaha! i'll enjoy first...! and then study!! xD Well planned rite? ><

And Datok Lee Chong Wei...why do you keep running out of 'steam" whenever u reach the finals of a tournament?... you just have to screw up every of your Malaysian badminton fan's day.. one of them is me..zz And vi lip's dad told vilip which vilip told me that you're very 'lc ly' on court...wtf?! your world number 1 ranking wont last long.. most to most 1 month.. so dun lc ly pls.. Not that you'll read this... i noe you wont.. be if you do............... forgive me and train me pls.. :( xD jkjk...

Chapter 2.

Ok..let us proceed to chapter 2..(nothing to post kononya >< lol..

Once upon a time... theres 2 humans studying in SMK Seri Saujana... one is Jing.. and the other one is Dog..or Doug? nvm i tink its Dog.. ok.. jing and dog did not make any noise or cause any trouble during the morning asembly... all jing did was 'masagging' Dog's back bones.. and he enjoyed it too... sudenli... Pn Khadijah binti ( fill it up urself coz i dont know).. turned to Jing and Dog's direction and said.. "Bisingnya..cikgu cakap sini... pelajar2 buat bising kat situ..tak da hormat langsung".. She meant other students.. not Jing and Dog.. BUT... the hot diva 'Pn Pengetua' thought it was them because she saw Jing masagging Dog! So..she pandai pandai call them out... and make them stand infront of the stage...

Glamournyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

She started lecturing about how the way they dress... how they were supose to act as saujanians.. how Dog was enjoying the massage.. bla bla bla .. Again... Glamournyaaaaaa..... Pn Khadijah went to thier class and told them that she was not refering to them but some form 3's behind them...

And thats how they became saujana idols! celebrity of the year... cooooliooo.....

They ponteng hapily ever after... :)... aint that sweet? ^^

~THE END~

Aim : To tell you how innocent Jing and Dog was.

Problem : Tak cukup glamour.

Hypothesis : The more the go out on stage.. the more glamour and famous they becomes..

Variables

Manipulated : Innocence of Jing n Dog

Responding : Jings And Dogs popularity

Fixed : Dogs black niple. (LOL)

Materials :
Distol
Uranium
Masticular
Bi
Acetone
Systonic
Shit

Conclusion : It was not their fault..

Ok thats it for today.. and for those baby blogs like wendy and michelle's.. goodluck lol..post more fani stuff like mine... not oni abt TohoShinki...or whatever u call it..lol..

Adioz ~ LoLa ~

p/s : Happy 6 months anni...^^

bAck AgAiN!

2008-09-19T21:55:00.000-07:00

Yo..! im back...again..-.-! Now let me tell you why i've been missing for these past few weeks..Its because my holy and divine brother busted my computer... thx to him i have to wait for 2 weeks b4 getting back online.. nvm.. at least i can on9 now.. let bygones be bygones.. i'll start off with something funny from my emails.. its from mei yan and she insist on posting it on my blog.. such honour..xD Here goes..

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?
Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh
orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh
bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua
masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.
Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang
perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,
kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi
perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO! (LOL!)
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid : Belum, pandai!
Cikgu : Berdiri!
Murid : Duduk!
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!
Murid : Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu : Rosak!
Murid : Baik!
Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Always Keep Smiling::::::::

LOL dis is definitely one of the funniest shit ever.. when the teacher said KEADILAN..the students were suposed to answer either kefitnahan or whatever the answer is..instead they answered UMNO!..LOL! and all the misunderstanding started hapening there! what a smart student and a DUMBASS teacher..! ><..

Credit to Mei Yan for sharing with us... She's a pro in making people laugh.. shes my apprentice after all...xD

Happy Birthday to ALL September and August Babies...So many to list... lol... why theres only 2 people i know that shares the same birthday month with me? One is vicky..and the other one is ofcoz me..zz! im so saddening loool!...

p/s : Keep goin! Dont look back! Dont fall for it anymore..or I wun even talk to you anymore...lol...

What A Day...

2008-09-02T02:08:00.000-07:00

Hello everybody.. Im back! =P

As you all know.. Tuesday..which means today.. is the day of the week.. i wont tell you why..because alot of things happened today.. theres both sad and happy things rolled together for todays events...these 2 jz have to ruin your perfect day.how i wish i could jz delay the bad things for a little while longer..and have all the good hapenings all to myself in 1 day.. ahh.. treasure the moment.. xD

Ok..to those who have been hurt today.. i feel real sorry for you.. all i can do is to share your sadness with you.. BUT... cheer up! theres alwiz someone out there better!

NOw for the good things that happened today...

My Fucking toenail! CAmE oUT! XD.. dont worry its a painless process..that is why im so happy about it...i thought its gona be horrible.. terrible.. and definitely not vegetable... but it turns out vice versa..^^

Another good thing that hapened was........................................................................... im not gona tell any of you!!..none of your business =P.. oni me and my gang knows abt it... ahh.. what a day.. hari 'bujang'.. gembiranya.. we will definitely remember and treasure the moment... ahh....

My Gang :
Kapla ( Pengerusi)
Vi lip (Timbaland Pengerusi) ^^
Vicky a.k.a Black Nigga (Setiausaha yang Cantik)
Siew Choon (Brown Nigga)
Kenneth Tan (Bendahorny) *bendahari* xD..
Douugy (Watak Utama Berputing Hitam)
Me a.k.a Jing Spermzz a.k.a White Nigga (Berudu Putih) wad a delightful feeling...this is smashing..omg...im arriving! xD

I'll give my tribalwars acc to the ones who can tell me what i meant by "wad a delightful feeling..this is smashing..omg..im arriving!" LOL....

Ok im done for today.. lazy d.. anyway.. mess with my 'gang' and you mess with ME! mess with ME and u mess with my BERUDU! LOLOLOLOL~

Oyea..b4 im off.. i jz wana show you this.. i picked it up from one of my mails...i dont know wether it means anything to any of you or not.. but its very meaningful to me.. here goes..

~If you are BORN poor , its not your fault ,
~But if you DIE poor , its sure is your damn right FUCKING fault! *Bill Gates*

Mind the bad words.. jz thought I'd spice it up a little for Bill Gates.. xD

Adios~ LoLa~

p/s : CHill..no matter what happens.. theres alwiz a solutioon to it.. wether its a bad or a good solution.. thats a diferent matter.. =)

LiFe...

2008-08-27T07:14:00.000-07:00

Hey! Wazzarp! Very lazy to update my blog nowadays.. forgive me for that.. its not my fault.. xP.. the laziness inside me is the guilty one... if that fella could just go away.. then i'd be more hardworking.. :) lol.. such rubbish talk zz......!

Ok.. i've got some good news.. one of my toenail is COMING OUT! WOhoO! greaaattt! The whole thing cracked last 4 days ago and is threatening to drop off any minute..! its gona be perfect since im having badminton training thrice a week! Nice.....................................................zZ!

Done for today.. moodless... ciouz.. my post reflects my mood.. so yeah.. im kinda moody now.. better not mess with me.. =D

P/s : I din noe silicon bag with gels in it is used for breast enlargement..=.=! thx for the info though..lool!

Ning Ning Mwah! xD

2008-08-22T06:16:00.000-07:00

BABY NING NING!

Ok heres my cute little darling baby.. shes 1 year old dis year.. i kiss her more than i kiss everything else on earth.. including my family , frens and steph all add up together.. they dont even rival half of the number of times i've kissed her.. shes sooo cuteee! and CHUBBY! kissing her cheeks is like fondling womens breast actually..loool! its so smooth and soft and chubby! (spot the similiarity?) xD

Heres a picture of her.. darn cute.. muaaaaaah! Cutest baby and my favourite of all!! xD

Dam cute ritee?? ritee?? xD ofcoz larh! tak payah cakap!! see those DNAs on the both side of her cheeks? YEAP THATS RIGHT! it belongs to ME! Do you know why? its because.. I KISSED HER ALOT! and its no ordinary peck or kiss.. its like french kiss on the cheek! xD jk larh..but..one thing is for sure.. you will definitely find my DNA there if you look hard enough..^^v

Shes thinking of something..hmmm.. i wonder what is that.. but I think is.. 'yerr jing's taking my pic..hes so cute..kiss me more!' xD.. im sry.. i wont say im perasan dis time.. its the truth.. i duncaRE wether u like it or not.. its the way it is.. =P

There she is once again sleeping in my room one hot afternoon ..but with the full blasting power of my air-con..she aint feeling hot at all..AwWwWwWwWw.. so cute.. ofcoz theres no doubt i kissed her dat time when shes sleeping.. no human could ever resist it.. trust me i know..xD

Okies! dats all about her! my darling Ning Ning! love you lots! LOTS!

if u ever mess with her.. heres a part of the real horror you'll get from me..

This is only 10%.

OK lets move on. Went to times square to meet her fwens from pudu gal school yesterday.. i have to admit..its kinda awkward.. but what to do.. im awkward.. and shes bella.!..xD..(some of you wouldnt understand this part if you dont read twilight) lol..

She had fun with her frens.. its realli nice to see her being happy and enjoying so much with her frens around.. although i dont understand half of what they're saying=.=!.. but at least shes enjoying and laughing with it.. thats all matters.. :) Sry guys no pictures.. and im not about to post the same picture twice in two blogs..if u wana see it..go to her blog.. =D

OLYMPIC 2008..

Lee chong Wei broke all the way into the finals for the first time in malaysias mens single badminton history.. yea yea we're very proud of him when he beat lee hyun ill to get into the finals.. boohoo! whats the big deal? lee hyun ill old d.. dei brada.. bila u tua.. stamina kong la.. macam itu pun tak faham kah..chong wei menang saja everyone straight full of confidence that hes gona beat lin dan and take the gold medal..including me..><

Tengok tengok he kena TRASHING! ............................................................21-9 21-8.. WTF!???

He'll get 1M if he wins the gold medal.. 1 MILLION!!!! and now he gets silver.. RM300K.. -.-! look at da gap! 700k!! .................................................. and whats with malaysia's olympic jacket? they look worse than a filthy old rag compared to the chinese... ok chill... relax... 2010 my turn..XD..

OK settle! i wana go sleep d.. no la.. joking oni... actualy im goin to TRIBAL! xD.. those who play tribalwras will understand..^^v im gona reach 300k points d btw.. so to those tribalwars players under me.. man man catchup larh har.. maybe one day u'll get a step closer to me.. and u probably nid like 299 thousand of those..xD nitez!

ps : Happy 5 Mans Anniversary!! Lap u AlOt! xD

Why So Serious?

2008-07-26T03:33:00.000-07:00

Why So Serious? Lolz...watched batman yesterday..i have only 1 thing to say about that movie.. 'ALL HAIL HEATH LEDGER' ....to me...he's the best villain actor in the century... he will definitely get an Oscar award for his breathtaking performance in the Dark Knight... although he died..but Im sure all of us will never forget his contribution to his 'Joker' role.. he took acting to an entirely whole new level.. he's the man...

Ok..went back after the movie...got lost for 15 mins..not exactly lost..lost in direction i mean..and after that went back go oi oi... what else? lol..

Celebrated Yin Torngs Birthday Today... Happy Burfday To My Deeeeaaaaaaarrr And Luuuvviing Yin Torng Ma Ma! exactly 10 years of friendship..will never forget what we 'did' together...lololol... I knew her since std 1..she took 'Mental' Arimethic class with me.. o.0...lol... we got along..and since then... poof..it became...cococrunch!(best frenz) xD

OK..settle...let me describe about my deer(rusa) Yin Torng..xD
-Sweet.(duh)
-Pretti.(you wont argue with me after you take a good look at her)
-KEPO..(Memang very kepo sumtimes)
-Lousy..(in badminton) xD
-Kind..(like offering to buy Tshirt for me today)>< dont ask..
-Smart..(she got number 3 in the class...and i got number 3 tooo!..from the bottom =.=")
-Loving..(she treats me like her sister..><..and she my brother..lol)
-Horny..(alwiz steal glances at my 'eherm' and alwiz talk about those things..LOL! jkjk)
-Naughty.. (hehe...)

well..thats pretty much everyting about her..best friends forever YIN TORNG!

I wish she could stay...and be whoever she wish to be with happily(you know who) without any obstacles except me!..xD..any guy who wants to pikat her must go through me first..i need to scan wether you're 'clean' or not..lololol...

Today went to care4 with shea, karchun, cheng mun and da burfday queen..had fun there... went karaoke for the first time in my life..(dead serious) and all of us sang like cows out of tune 'moooing'.. do the imagination yourself..trust me its horrible.. nevertheless... we stil had fun there.. i had to go home early coz my dad's pestering me..too bad.. :(

Thx Yin Torng..for the care and friendship you gave me all these years... will never forget you.. even if I do... i doubt my mum will... LOL.. Sry guys...nothing really funny in this post this time.. but.. do visit more often.. maybe it will trigger some of the sleeping ideas in my head just by leaving more comments in my chatbox.. :D Thats all for this time..2 months didnt update..><... i thought this blog was dead.. lolz..

P/s : I love you too much to dump you.. =) trust me..

Laugh Out Loud (LoL)

2008-06-12T05:57:00.000-07:00

Hi..long time no see guys..i know all of you have been waiting for my updates..xD..not lansi ar..its true what!! ok lo if like that then i dun update dy..let you all suffer..(wth..=.=!) joking lar!!

ok settle..today my post is mainly about emails i received from other ppl..><...dam funi wan lar..and sry abt the 'lar'..im a malaysian..what to do..:)

Behold..The Best Picture Ever Taken!! Its the coolest pics i've EVER seen in my life!! unbelieveably YENG!!! (note yeng means cool) after u see this..i bet you'll cry out loud and wil be trying to imitate this fellows 'POSE'..xD

Ladies AND Gentlemens..(not that i like gentle guys) LOL!

He looks like Brad Pit..except for the 'eherm' part..xD..brad pits waaaaaayy longer and 'THICKER'..LOL! jkjk..

ok enuf with the craps..now the serious ones..i mean the serious craps..xD this is sumting i received from mei yan..The Best Karangan Ever Wrote!! i mean..you have to give credit to this fellow la..although his bm kinda suck..at least he got the 'IDEAS'..><

Here goes..

nice?? Did yoy all notice the part where he wrote 'semua orang punya keluarga tidak berperang tapi ada yang berperang'..LOL..WTF!!! and 1 more!!..'ibu saya pernah tidur dengan 3 orang lelaki di hotel'..HAHA..and this 1 is the best of all..'walaupun saya tidak ada adik tetapi saya tipu kamu bahawa saya ada adik'..LOL WTF @#$^%&%#$#^@ !

*breath in..breath out..* relax and calm down jing....

HAHAahahahaHAHAHAHAhahHAHAHAHhAHAHhaHAHhahHhahHAHhHAHAHaHAHAH!

Ey i cannot tahan d..too funny dy..realy canot tahan..><

And..pls welcome our new players in tribalwars..chun kit,poighai, and yen yi(bitch)..u noe y? coz..doug is a dog marh..den a dogs gf is called..?? xD..no offence ar yen..jk oni..xP okie..thats all for this post..same thing lar..come back again if you wan more..=.=! the more comments u leave in my chatbox..the more often i'll update..XD...1 month din update dy..><..

ok..ciouz..wait..forgot to tel u all..i got 52(terbalik) for my add maths..><..pray for me everybody.. :)

p/s : i dont miss u..i love you..^^ (since the holz is over)xD

MU RAWKS!!! CHAMPIONS!!! ExAm RaWkS toO!!!!! xP

2008-05-12T05:53:00.000-07:00

k..for once..im gona use proper english for my post..do you know that exam is a very fun thing?? im sure you dont know..you know why you dont know? its because that....I KNOW..xD geng leh..
last week was a great week..because i can tell you right here right now that i wil fail all my subjects..ok la..at least pass la..BUT STILL..its not a good thing!!!

AND 1 MORE THING!!!

MANCHESTER UNITED RAWKS!!! RED DEVILS CHAMPIONS!!!!

I LOVE RYAN GIGS!!!! MUUUUUUAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

yerr..=.=! so gay..nvm..i got kiss doug before aso...XD not jk not jk...

HAIZ..MU TO PRO DY LA..KESIAN THEM..SO PRO UNTIL THEY CANT STOP WINNING..poor them..xD

k la..dats it for today..if u wan sumore..come back and visit more often lar..=) ^^v

p/s: wwhoooooaaa!!!!! quality and quantity..definitely i'll go for quality.. =p

SuPeRb TriP!! (sivic trip) xP

2008-04-30T06:47:00.000-07:00

Yo elibadi..im bek..i noe all of u are waiting for my blog's updates..k i understand as usual my blog is extraodinarily more superb den d others..xP..jkjk..lolz..

went to school on tuesday early in da morning for da sivic trip thingy..actuli b4 dis i dun even noe where are we supose to go aso..lol..><>

K our first stop was da TUGU NEGARA!!! here comes da pics!! xD

lol..i forgot wad is dis dy...but from my view..its as long as my "ehermmm"...LOL..XP jkjk..haha..sounds wrong rite? xD

sooooo small and cute..awwwww!! i tink it looks like a golden niple if viewed from da top..HAHA..

yEA..da dead gang!!! pretti cool huh..dey actuli die fighting like dat..pro pro..

michelle,jing yi, and ME!!! yeng mou? ofcoz.. cheh..perasan pulak aku nih..xP lolz

ALL HAIL DA GOLDEN NIPLE!!! doug kalah teruk coz his wan black..haha..xD

EVERY1 FLYING!! retarded-ing more like!!xD

Me up there licking...sumting larh..den da chicks down there posing..poor thing..lol..jkjki noe i look abit retarded..but dey paksa me to do it..so i had no choice..look at amy..with her stares like that..u dare defy her?? lolz...

All smiles..finali dey let me go after raping me over and over aagain..nvm.. i stil virgin though...xD

dis is da last pic i got..went to p ramlee house after dat..den mahathirs mansion..or whatever dey call it la..den to burger king..den chow!! xD..k la..gtg sleep dy orh..bai bai..and come isit my blog more often!! u'll be ENTERTAINED for sure!! xP..

P/S: i love you..muaks!! ^o^

heres a lovely poem from me..xD actuli is from my mails..lolz

Malaysia semua babi,

Our government is so lousy,

Make the college become no quality

, Chinese and Indian pun tak boleh masuk university

They never gave a choice for me,

Because no money cannot study overseas,

So I always feel so pity.

Every college is greedy,

Sini sana all need money,

When pocket kosong our perut noisy,

I am poor because they suck my money.

Exam questions full of difficulty,

It has one reason only

,Which is to earn more money

,Because we retake money masuk lagi.

The staffs always so aksi,

They did wrong never say sorry,

Before asking please show your money,

Otherwise they won't be happy

,We pay their salary still make us angry

.That's why I wanna study hard to earn more and more money

Tiap-tiap hari feel so lazy

, Never try to wake up early,

Always hope college sekarang cuti,

Everyday go class feel sleepy

, Lecturer always scold me lazy

. Do assignment just like to copy,

Before the finals just feel worry

,Every night study until crazy,

Because scared got scolded by mummy.

Why my class always none pretty,

Those elephants always show me how she's sexy,

The monsters wanna treat me nicely,

Like that I better mati.

My looks are **** ugly,

Saya mari girl girl lari,

Everyday date them they sure say busy

,Semua orang tak ada hati,

Make me always so lonely,

Only can watch porno movie.

CS always let people bully

,Maybe I am really so lousy

,Although knife people is so happy

,But I am always unlucky,

Kena headshot easily,

After mati still mati.

Everyting In 1 Post!! xD

2008-04-26T02:04:00.000-07:00

Yooooo!!! Im BACK after 2 long weeks!! sry lar i dam lazy to update my blog dy lerh...no time..xP..kk...herre goes my 2 weeks..

PD TRIP!!

Prepared everyting we needed on thursday..went for shoping at care4..quite fun...saw an eel for da first time in my life...dam yeng weh..den on friday..we go la!! sampai there..dat place dam ULU u noe!! ulu means ULU la!! den when we got down from da bus..chee huang my fren posing in da midle of da road there..then jing yi and sin yee all looking...AND THEN!!! SARAVANAN POIGHAI went and PULL his blardy pants down!! when i say down..it means ALL DA WAY DOWN!!INFRONT of every1!!! LOL..ofcoz da fella dam shiok lar..xD den teacher dulan poighai...den end of story.. some cacated pictures...

gastby rubber rawks!! xD PINK= mine GREEN=doggy PURPLE=choony
THE 3 KINGDOMS!!!

ok settle..den 2nd day..we went to da market early in da morning to buy stuff la..

Oni 1 pic here..= =

da freshest cow dung ive ever seen in my life...so fresh u noe!!! da shit is actuli stil shining!! and da flies around it...whoa...lagi superb...METALICC DARK GREEN WAN!! COOL MAN!! i and yen took a picture with a cow actuli..but i tada itu photo...

3rd day...gone case la...finish dy...all go bek...in da bus dat time...chee huang and jing yi da 2 perasan poser took pics with my hp..xD JKJK...not perasan la..poser yes la..XP

see dis pic and tel me wether dey posing anot..^^

both look like 'kiong see'..sumting like vampire...or living corpse lidat la...lolz jkjk..

MOnDaY

me and stephoney's 1 month anniversary...i gave her a keychain..and she gave me a card..and sumore la ofcoz..xD hope can b together as long as possible...^^v

Unimportant DaYs

Unimportant stuff so nonid to noe..lets move on..

FRIDAY!!!

sold alot of drinks and junkfoods..top salesman in my class..brings in da most profit compare to any other 'humans' working at da stall...xP Den folowed pn chong and kuo jian to lau yat to buy some computer stuff..super tiring..not to mention boring..and shes actuli a very nice and funi person..lolz...she blanja me lunch at old town white cofee..and we balik la aper lagi..

SaTuRdaY

Carnval day lo..as usual..history repeats itself..i became da top salesman again...'applause' tqtq..pls dun lidat lata i shy..untung abt 1.8k and more actuli..in A DAY!! lolz..xP..pro leh..'applause'..tqtq..yerr purposely make me shy..i wana b humble... =p spent time with steph selling fishballs..=.=! den clean up den chow!!! k settle..wait for my next post..wa dam long weh dis post..xD

Wad de..=.="

2008-04-11T18:52:00.000-07:00

yo elibadi!! me bek..blog post..superbb de veli..lol..>< seriously i dam lazy dy to update my blog..anyway..nothing special hapened dis week lar..its just dat i have to wear purple colour shirt next monday to skul..dats all oni..ppl see sure wun laugh..100%!!><

went to rabit cafe for lunch yesterday..did something to yen yi..>< acidentally wan ok!!hu ask her stand sooo close to me..fark da fella..dn after she kena dat time straight whack and blame me..wth mian..but actuli fair la..last time she did dat to me aso..so we owe each other nothing..fair and square..and triangle..and rectangle..and right angle..xP

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WENT BEK TO SKUL AFTER LUNCH!! den discussed abt yen's and ml's boobs..><..den bla bla bla..den ah ah ah..den oooooooo..den arghh!! den aaaahhhhhh^^!! sounds so right!!haha..xP

went for joging today..saw sze wei there..AGAIN..ran abt 4 rounds with him..da rest i run myself..den come bek..den buntut sakit..TNMCH!!(hint:bad words) lol..its saja la..mao apa lagi..kalau mau lagi datang balik la lain kali..ciouz!!

p/s: buntut hantu! (translate in cantonese) xD

SuPeRbZZZ!!

2008-04-07T04:10:00.000-07:00

Went to penang early morning laz saturday for 'ching ming'..we left da house at 730 u noe..i nonid to sleep meh..den nid to rot insid da car for 5 hours somemore..haiz..
so we reach dere at about 1 oclock..den go for lunch..after dat staight to da graveyard with my relatives lo..

(Graveyard)so dam f***king hot u noe..my god..><..i ady dam dark..nvm..da darker da manlier..xD put some food..clean and decorate da grave.. den chong hiong..den chow! lol..

went to a restaurant situated beside da sea..shiok..xP..sudenli thinking of steph..den miss her dy..><..anyway..i ate chee cheong fun, jawa mee, oriental spaghetti, char kuew teow, kuew teow teng, and lam mee..xD not eat all by myself la..a lil bit from here and a lil from dere..den balik rumah sakit perut..best NYA!!><

a pic i took with my cousin sien tun..lol..funi name..xD..i noe i look like shit in pics..dun ejek..

DIS PIC IS DA BEZ PIC EVER!! dis look is da look of min chun's dunbfuck face, chin chung haha face, and sen siang pervert face combo-ed together..LOL..HAHA..AINT IT SUPERB?

btw..da fella in da pic is a guy..HAHA..LOL

k la..dats it for today..ciouz..come visit my blog more often ok..^^v

Haiz...T.T

2008-04-04T07:58:00.000-07:00

Today alot of sad stuff hapened..wth lar...first chirstina cheah's gona leave for aus..although im not very close to her..but..GOOODLUCK CHRIS!!Secondly..my bi teacher told us dat she got a tumour in her brain..wtf? pls la..wth la..dun la..i juz lost my primamry skul bm teacher..pls dun..pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls!!!
not in da mood to blog rite now..alot of sad things hapen..gtg..good luck to my teacher and christina cheah!!

lol..

2008-04-01T04:10:00.000-07:00

i duno y..but nowadays i dam lazy to update my blog dy..lol..anyway..today went to sweetbean with steph and da lame couple a.k.a yenyi and doug..xDjkjk..sumting VERY SPECIAL hapened today..do u wana noe wad hapened?? hehe^^

I KENOT TEL!!..but!!......................................................i stil kenot tell..haha...xP if u wana find out..den read my mind la...=.="

we went bek to skul and to da canteen..den we jalan-jalan,emo abit,berdua-duaan abit..AND THEN!! my mum came!! lol..she saw doug and yen together...so she was like..'douglas seng yat gua chu kao lui emoi dok shu zor'(alwiz pikat gals duwan studi dy) then i said..'hai la,hou chi ngo seng yat dok shu geh hor'(not like HIM I alwiz studi wan) xD 1 more thing..steph stil quite shy with me..><..lol..giv her more time lo hor..dun rush things..k la..dats it for today..lata acidentaly leak sumting i shudnt leak out..xP..chao chao^^(dun tink wrong pls)

Cacated..=.=!

2008-03-30T04:17:00.001-07:00

dam boring lar these days..reali got nothing to do..and u noe la..i alwiz do homework..once in a blue moon..xP dats when i reali need to catch up on my home work..zz..i got bio,chemi,add maths and 2 chapters of sejarah of notes to do..have to pass up sejarah notes on tuesday sumore..shioookkk!! ><

nvm..dun care abt dat..im reali looking forward to da basketball tomoro..have to release my tension..not like i have any..xD but still..

and one more thing..goin to bsaketball makes me darker..zz..i used to b da fairest among my gang.but now..TT..I BO SONG..OYEA..and 1 more thing!! steph say she sked i flower heart..><..i where got FLOWER HEART!! i dam loyal over here..everybody NOES DAT!! all my frens said dat im a loyal to gf kind or person..lol..not bulshiting..anyway..i manage to convince steph dat im not..ask her to chill..and everything settle dy..^^v i dedicate dis post to my steph baby's new blog..xD chaou lou!

hArI ANUGERAH CEMERLANG..

2008-03-29T00:13:00.000-07:00

noting special..took my grand prize 20 bucks..and went to basketball..have to travel for like 1 km under da extremely hot sun..den go bek la..cal my mum ask her cum 1oclock..she came at 2..=.=!..NVM..i cut my hair short dy anyway..even my kkc longer than my hair now..lol..PLUS! today i scored six 3 pointers in basketball..haha..keneth..eat dat..xP ciouz..^^

DAMN U POIGHAI!! ><

2008-03-28T06:58:00.000-07:00

Today!! dat @%#^$&!^# Saravanan pOIGHAI!! dat idiotic black fella go ejek my steph!! FAAARRKKKKK HIM!! IN CANTONESE SOME MORE!! cb da fella!! malou! all thx to da contribution from yen yi the biiaaaattchh who taught him how to tease stephy in cantonese!! mader!! (soliya for da bad words..i dam f***king angry..><..usuali i dun say bad words wan..since da situation demands it..o well..^^)

nvm...i forgive them..give chan to dem..today at kens hse dam shiok..LOL..doug took a vid of me dancing half naked..HAHA..den he ask me to open my underwear to spice things up sumore..wad de..=.="..dat hamsap fella..gay betulll...i showed da vid to yen..and im not gona post it here..coz later they say my blog is a porn website..>< dats it for today..ciouz!!^^v

Sien...

2008-03-27T00:00:00.000-07:00

i duno y..but nowadays..dam f***king boring..ok lar..FUCK! lol..><>

k juz came bek from tuition..2 1/2 hour..as usual la..extremely boring..but i took a few nice and funny pics..lol.nothing to do ma..xD

FUIYOH..YEN YI AND SIN YEE IN NEWSPAPER..the headline was..'2 idiots breaking da world guiness record by having da most face problem,the authorities are investigating into the matter because many complains had been issued to the face problem department that they did not deserved to be on the newspaper'...LOL

DA UGLIEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET..(yen yi) haha..jkjk..she look like my aunty though..xD

DOUG!! hes trying to kiss aron!..and aron emoing over there..da fella act emo so dat doug wil kiss him..WTF! he suppose to kiss me!! not da portugese fella!! farker!!

K..dats it for today..gtg sleep dy..oyea..and chooon...safe trip to sabah pls..dun die so faz..i nid to show u 1 more hot chick when u get bek from sabah at our skul..den we go kap lui..^^hehe..ciouz!

FIRST TIME..

2008-03-26T05:48:00.000-07:00

yoo..im jing leong..first time blogging la..thx to my buddy chun kit here teaching me how to blog..so hes like my sifu dy..XD thx orh..DA FELLA DAM PRO..he teach me everything in 20 mins...k now i settle dy..all ihave to do is wait for my mum to come back with da pan mee..lol..^^v

ok..lets talk abt my frens..those i consider close and best frens la..here is da list and description.

Doug = doggy(anjing),apek gila,has/have black colour niple.(find out urself) ,yens bf..and i like To kiss him..LOL

Vicky= racist towards his own race,da guy with da moz 'fur'hehe( u noe wad i mean),and extremely horny( dis fella forever steam wan)..jz like me..dats y we're bez frens.xD

Kenneth Tan=rich,smart,dumb,stupid,funny,lame,boring..hes everything in 1..haha

siew Choon= flirty fella,as usual horny like me, perasan, and hates ugly gal..oyea and he has a dog caled Don..hornier than him..lol

xiang mei= my tailou,preti,lots of pimples,gona burst out any minute,lol,and alwiz eats hot stuff to trigger her am chong(pimples)..lolz

yen yi=kepoh,kacau,kind hearted,cacated,..dats all...sked doug whack me..

michelle chong= unbelieveably CUTE, funi, baik hati gila,camera shy,and i beat her in PMR!xD

michelle lam= perasan,pretti(dats wad she tinks of herself) lol, SUCK in love,and noes all my secrets..=.="

mag=blurr,tomboyish,and veli hairy( i jealous) coz i TADA BULU!,xD very cheerful and funi aso..
min chun= has a dumbfuck face, smart gila,alwiz drooling like a dog,super funi and self acclaimed dun watch porn..><

kapla= extremely funi,dam hamsap,and his hairstyles SUX! lol..

vilip= dis fella..UNDESCRIBEABLE!! da moz VIP PERSON!!

yin torng=lanc,pretti,alwiz ejek me,and da most hamsap gal i ever met in my life..talks abt porn every day..seriously..lol

ruean=aso,likes to lc me,extremely kind hearted,my gal bez fren, and she SOUNDS LIKE MY MOM!haha

chun kit= thx to him i get to post al these..^^v

NO OFFENCE EVERY1..ITS JUZ JOKES COMBINED WITH FACTS!! LOL!